I'll try to read up on things before I say anything stupid.  Any tips for the new guy?  Thanks in advance.

this board.  Then, learn to use the search function (choice at top) so you don't ask a question that had been asked a day or two before.

We are here to help.

As mentioned above, is to have fun.  Relax and enjoy

You will be nervous, so just try to relax and enjoy.  Read all the newbie manual stuff.  Stick to well reviewed ladies.  Read and write reviews.  

Get VIP membership even if you have to pay for it, it's well worth it.  They usually run a deal around Christmas where if you buy a year, they give you an extra 90 days free.  Buy a couple of months, and then get the special, that's what I do.

PM me after you get VIP if you have any questions.
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Just a thought....your TER name might be a "turnoff" to the ladies.