I get my internet just from a wi-fe device
I live in a comdem house
I get food stamps
I walk many places
I use a fact pass for the city gym
I don't smoke
I Drive a old car that paid for.
I see cheep ugly providers
I NEED HELP PLEASE GIVE ME MORE IDEAS.

You forgot to mention that you also save money by not taking your meds.

You could put a CL ad up offering gigolo services for really, really ugly chicks. For every 20 or 30 you tag, you could save enough to see one attractive provider.

You could get all the free eggs and tomatoes you can eat by trying stand-up comedy.

Other than that, I'm fresh out of ideas for you.

Stop calling providers bitches you simpleton

"Simpleton"?

LOL!

You are being far too nice.

For some reason, I think you should have never been unmoderated.

Hmmm...Is anyone paying attention up there?

pulled everyone's chain around her.

Rock on -

you're killin' me

getting more hours or a second job.

Polish your presentation and get a promotion, or a better job.

That's the only long term solution.

Last time I checked, my name is not LASSIE, I do not wear a flea collar, and I sure as shit don't sniff the ass of people I just met.

In short, I'm not a bitch, got it asshole? Neither are any of the other ladies on this board.

... here are some ideas.

1. Write a self-published book and then advertise it using Google Adwords. You can start making money in 3 months or less if what you write is halfway decent.

2. Find a job as an independent contractor with one of the mortgage companies doing so-called "property inspections." In this era of delinquency, mortgage companies have somebody drive by the house at 45-days past due and make sure it is still occupied. Then they have a note delivered. You own your own car and this isn't tough work -- so check it out. Everyone else's loss is your gain.

3. Get some cheap video gear and save up a wee bit of capital; and start making soft-core fetish vids for stuff like pie in the face, jello covering and stuff. The models usually only charge $75/hr for this kind of work. You can get the videos hosted on a pay site for free and within a month you start collecting money.

4. Get in touch with Fuller Brush and start selling their products door-to-door. Same for Watson and Rawleigh products. I dunno if Mason Shoe is still in business.

5. Quality is better than quantity. Keep saving money and just masturbate as needed until you have the funds required for the lady you really want to see.

6. Don't call her a bitch. These ladies already have their hands full and they don't need verbal abuse from bastards.

headline:  bitches cum git dis

ad copy:  cheep and ugly need not apply

then whatever contact info you want and im sure they'll be lining up in NO TIME FLAT.

(as long as you know they might not all be women)

your dumbass posts, your bad spelling, lousy grammar, and generally just bullshit.  So why don't you get a life and stop cluttering up the forum with your stupid shit?

I know I'm tired of your crap, so I have stopped reading your posts.  When you decide to post something relevant, let us know.

Swim

Yeah I think every single thing I wanted to say has been covered and THANKYOU every single person for posting exactly what you thought.  I thought he was entertaining... not that I would EVER meet him but WHAT THE FUCK.  

NOR am I or anyone else a bitch.  I am a happiness consultant.  or whatever the other ladies want to be called... but I know no guy or lady wants to be disrespected like you are being.  Clean up your act dude ...

Can't you be normal once so that if you really can't afford the real ladies... at least you can try to pick up a decent one in a bar that's drunk?  Or is this not an act and you really scare off every lady that you run across?  F*ck even ugly, mean ass guys can somehow find a way of getting laid ...

Do you really think this post is one of the worst ever? I have seen more 'disregard' than this man. BTW,I do owe you an appology.I laughed so hard(when first I read his nonsense)realizing how very offensive it was. Have a great day!

Take up escorting. You'll make a fortune.

You and I will NEVER see eye-to-eye again more than likely,but this clown only exists until 'mindless dribble' is vacated from these premises. I(duely)will appologize to you for my excessive laughter after reading his nonsense,and realizing how incredibly offensive it was.

....the horror....


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Good job asshole, now see what you've gone and done. lol

I really don't see why people get so upset, he's just jerking your chain. If you don't like it ignore him and he'll get bored. In the meantime even if MDkiller isn't that entertaining to me, the reactions he gets are.

Being the intelligent man I am sure you are, I know you must know what bitch means correct?

B eauty
I in
T total
C control
H of Herself

and yes...thank you very much.. and thats MS BITCH to you

have a wonderful day

Bridgette

We need another William Hung-like performance soon.
Look what it did for him.