I'm still not totally sure that I understand the difference. Can someone please explain?

me LFK would be gentle soft pecks on the lips with occasional expansion to "light" (i.e. not ramming your tongue down her throat) kissing with tongue. Very soft, very non-aggressive kissing. Your prob. caressing her neck and head as you do it. Very light and innocent. I would describe it as sweet.  

down my fkin throat and just wiggle it around, never moving your damn lips, I might consider saying I offer this. Until then, I offer LFK which is akin to the kiss that Reese Witherspoon gave Mark Walberg in "Fear." If his ENTIRE tongue is in my mouth, I am going to back off, and gently show him how to kiss. It amazes me how truly clueless some men are when it comes to kissing.  

However, I have literally never "rammed" my tongue down anyone's throat (or even delicately placed it down someone's throat) and I don't intend to, simply because I HATE IT when someone does that to me. Does that mean I don't DFK?

My orthodontist was less invasive than some of these guys' techniques.  

a lot of tongue is just not helpful.  My 2 cents.

...in this world and civie land. So it goes both ways. The tonsilectomy is no fun. Some of the ladies in question were in their 20's.

don't really need it crammed down my throat.  However, I do expect some tongue in my mouth, but gentle caressing is expected.

LFK is what you need to do to get a so-so review from me.[e]

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If DFK really does mean having someone's entire tongue in my mouth, then I'm so not down with DFK

and suck my tongue into her mouth so hard, I screamed in pain and literally shoved her off me with both hands.  

LFK is just small pecks with no tongue and saliva..  Ramming down the tongue down one's throat is not ideal way of kissing, although I've enjoyed that too. A good DFK has proper amount of saliva, tongue action and pressure, and then again individual tastes are different so everyone's perception of good DFK is different than the next guy's . Its really hard to put in words. Its like asking someone what sugar tastes. Yeah try describing that beyond, "it tastes sweet...

But kissing without tongue isn't French kissing, so the LFK acronym doesn't really apply to the action you described. So wouldn't it make more sense to just say "FK" vs. "no FK?"  

Deep is one thing, into the mouth, literally down someones throat? I didn't think tongues were generally long enough to go down the other person's throat. I would say if you are putting your tongue halfway into the others mouth that's DFK. If you barely stick your tongue out and not very often that's more like LFk

I would associate it as a certain level of intensity and passion.  I think most just view it as "licking uvulas".  We can practice my definition though!

and French should be dropped.  

Light French Kissing - using the tongue is a given or it isn't French Kissing. Light means some use of the tongue mainly the tip. This can be very sensuous. Soft, light kisses with the tongues lightly touching without going much beyond the teeth. Each person explores the softness of the lips and the sweetness of desire. This is the beginning of the journey to what comes next.

No acronym will ever apply to that hotness.  

Yup, what you described is how it SHOULD be done, but because so many think it's my description, I refuse to say I offer this. Deep does not mean 'down your fkin throat' except with a bj.