I have the big 40 b-day coming up and wanted to do something freaking epic. So I am planning to go to LA area for a weekend of pure debauchery, just fuck my brains out. You know like a xxx porn star, vip ts session, double bdsm or all of the above but it's overwhelming. I started scanning TER, p411, these boards and now i have it narrowed down to like 30 providers. Theres just to many, how do i choose?

I know some of you guys are probably going to say "nice problem to have" or something like that but i am serious. Don't some of you just get overwhelmed with all the girls out there. It's like this opportunity does not come along to often and i don't want to fuck it up. Yea, Yea I know i over analize but it serves me well in my private life so I just can't turn it off. I am curious as to anybody else who goes through this and what do you do to make the final decision.

Feel like the kid in the candy store!

Just pick what most suits your fancy.  If you got the $, and the time, and the opportunity, just eat the candy that most appeals to you....  Don't over-analyze, just do it!!!

Swim

based on your first review dated 9/11, I'm gonna guess you're still in the newbie phase. It will go away, how long? depends.  LA has always been an escort rich environment, so it doesn't surprise me you're overwhelmed.  If you stick with well reviewed escorts, you really can't go wrong. Take a look at the LA ter top 100provider  list. Whether you see the #1 escort or the #10, you're gonna have your world rocked, so don't over analyze. Enjoy  

Use those criteria to narrow your list more. Once narrowed, go with the providers that have the most consistent reviews. Make and take a backup list with contact information and hours with you in case your first choice in each category is unavailable when you land in town. I normally make my backup list four to five deep in each category. I only see females, but among that category, I may want to spinkle in different features.

I have very eclectic tastes. I mean, 20-40 in age, pretty face and toned body leaves alot of options. About the only thing that is a complete deal breaker is short hair! I just don't find women with short hair attractive at all (other than halley barry). And that's kind of the idea is to do something different, wild & crazy! That's a good point about the backup list though, thanks for the input