Can someone give me the standard definition of GFE/ girlfriend experience and BBBJ Bareback Blowjob?

BBBJ - This is a blowjob without a condom.

Now, that being said, there are many variations on the BBBJ, including:

A.) Deep Throat BBBJ with CIM, not a single drop lost, swallows!
B.) Deep Throat BBBJ with CIM, not a single drop lost, spit!
C.) BBBJ with CIM, not a single drop lost, swallows!
D.) BBBJ with CIM, not a single drop lost, spit!
E.) BBBJ – Facial
F.) BBBJ – no CIM
G.) BBBJ with Minimal Little Hand Action
H.) BBBJ with Maximum Hand Action, more HJ than BJ
I.) Tooth Job – Ouch

Edited: Forgot The Ever Popular - BBBJCIMNQNSGBCBJTSO - Bare back blow job cum in mouth no quit no spit gargles blows cum bubbles just to show off - AKA - "The Right Way"


There are also Add-Ons Including:
1.) Ball Sucking
2.) Eye Contact
3.) 69
4.) Finger in Bum
5.) Pearl Necklace
6.) Snowballing
7.) Spits “Gift” on You
8.) Gargles “Gift” and then Blows Cum Bubbles


Now GFE is a term that is often thrown around in this hobby and seems to have a different definition for everybody.  The most basic definition of GFE is what a Girlfriend would do for her boyfriend.  Of course all girlfriends are different, so therein lies the issue.

Generally with a well-reviewed lady offering GFE you will receive DFK, BBBJ, and covered FS usually with a MSOG option.  Also you generally have some emotional connection during the session.

If you walk in, bang and run, that is FS, not GFE.

If you get greek, CIM, Facial, whips, chains, cats, dogs, candle wax, a chicken, ice cubes, jumper cables and a ferral squirrel, etc. you are likely looking at a PSE instead of a GFE, unless you have a GREAT Girlfriend!

Hope this helps...or at least gives you some ideas...LOL!!!


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I think that pretty much summed it up in a nutshell.  Although, there are some of us 'GFE' gals that enjoy a ferral squirrel from time to time!

I agree on how loose a definition of GFE is

I have had a man bug the crap out of me, telling me I am not a true GFE because I dont offer Greek

I never offered it to any past boyfriend or ex-husband!

How does he figure I have to offer it to HIM to be a "real" GFE???

weird

CIM, facials yes,

and Whips, chains, candle wax and ice cubes sure but only if the guys is the receiver, im a GIVER in that area, period

it can be added to as terrev covered in fine detail.

GFE, on the other hand can only be described as something more that non-GFE.  Sounds very ambiguous because it is.  GFE will be whatever the provider defines it as in setting her own limitations and boundaries; and it will change for the individual provider for each individual hobbyist she sees. They are not machines, they will change a little with each individual hobbyist.

You may notice that the review template does not have "GFE" as an option, but, rather tries to capture the essence of a GFE with specific variations of what it could mean: kissing with or without tongue, CIM, BBBJ, etc.  So, when you see a provider advertise GFE, it will always be better to read the details of the reviews to see if she will match your own personal definition.  As always with these Newbie posts, the answer will be Research, research, research to be happy, happy, happy.

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-- Modified on 1/23/2008 4:14:17 AM

Leave out the animals and I am a GREAT girlfriend!    ok... maybe the chicken can stay

Kari

Terrev,

Appreciate your thorough and concise summary.  While you're answering, I need to know a finer point.  

I know the feral squirrel is a routine part of the PSE (we all learn that as a newbie), but if an otherwise nominal GFE throws in the occasional rabid skunk, is that borderline PSE or just more like the GNDwS (Girl Next Door with Skunk)?

This has been bugging me for a while.  Any clarification would relieve my anxiety.

Thanks.

your usually mild mannered Girlfriend dresses up like a "Skunky Ass Ho" as a turn on for her perverted gutter slut loving boyfriend.  This is usually NOT done with a Rabid Skunk.

While "Skunkin" has been around for years, the recent addition of Rabid Skunks has sent shockwaves through the "skunking" community.

Skunking can also fall under "Mental Ward" sex.  The fact the skunk is rabid may show a loss of higher brain function in your partner either due to the rabies or a serious mental illness.  This should in no way diminish the sexual performance of the woman involved and as long as she doesn't bite you should be okay.

I am sorry to have to be the one to tell you, but GNDwS is a sexual urban legend much like the Female Orgasm, The G Spot, Too Much Sex, and the Bad Blowjob.

Can't pay enough for this expert advice.

Thanks Uncle Terrev!!