Rules for Posting on the Newbie board:

1.  Please search the Newbie forum before asking your question(s).
2.  No name-calling or flaming is allowed on the Newbie board.
3.  ISO and questions about specific providers belong on the ISO board.
4.  Provider ads are not allowed on the Newbie board.
5.  Questions and response posts from providers are allowed on the Newbie board, and those posts may contain an approved link (reference the Ad Posting Guidelines below).

Below are some helpful links that can make your TER experience more enjoyable:

Definitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms:
A-M -- http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=17545
N-Z -- http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=17546&boardID=33

Message Posting Guidelines:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=17543

Provider Ad Posting Guidelines:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewMsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=17544

Posting Picture Links:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=15840

TER Emoticon Symbols:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=14737

TER Post Formatting:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=14746

Tips for Searching TER Profiles and Reviews:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=17167

INFO & POLICIES - REVIEW FAQ:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/info_policies/reviewFAQ.asp

Getting your Website TER Reviewed:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=10088

STD Information:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=14568
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=16080

Newbie Tips:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=17761

The Newbie Primer:
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=33&MessageID=16459

Who are the mods?
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewMsg.asp?BoardID=33&Messageid=16269

New!!!  Provider Relations 101
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=41663&boardID=10

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Guidelines for Posting Messages on TER Discussion Boards

- Ads and ISO posts are not allowed on the General Discussion board.

- Ads may be posted on regional boards, the Porn Stars board, or the Transsexual board.

- ISOs should be posted on the ISO board, the Porn Stars board, or the Transexual board.

- Links to other review sites are not allowed on any discussion boards.

- Before posting questions, search the FAQ for Newbies board for previously posted answers.

- Post under the related thread, rather than starting a new thread, until it falls off the first page.

- One username/alias/handle per person per thread.

- DO NOT WRITE IN ALL UPPER-CASE (turn off that Caps Lock key!).

- Detailed reviews are not allowed on the discussion boards.  It is okay to link to a review and comment.

- Bartering-related posts are not allowed on TER discussion boards.

- Discussion of delisted providers/agencies is not allowed (except for rip-offs, ROBs, etc.)

- Finding problems in reviews?  Use the "Report a Problem" button on the review to get it corrected.

Detailed guidelines for posting provider ads on TER are listed below.  TER Moderators may, at their discretion and judgment, delete any ads that, in their opinion, do not follow these guidelines.


Who May Post Ads?
-  Providers must post their own ads.
-  Ads posted by other parties will be deleted (except when a lady employs someone to do her advertising and booking).
-  Ladies, do not ask guys to post ads for you—it only gets them moderated.
-  Ads and promos for providers who have been delisted or banned from TER will be removed.

When?
-  Providers may post one ad thread per 7-day period.
-  When touring, providers may also post one ad per week on the board for the city they will be visiting to announce their visit.  The dates of the visit should be included in the subject line of the ad.
-  Escort agencies may post one ad thread per 7-day period per region they serve.
-  Posts regarding contact info, availability, schedule changes, new website announcements, or new pics all count as ad posts.  Updates may be added as posts to the original thread during the 7-day period.
-  Help us keep it fair for all by reporting violations of the ad post limits to the local moderator of the board on which it appears or to Girl Next Door (head moderator).

Where?
-  Ad posts should be posted on the regional board that is closest to the area serviced.
-  Ad posts are not allowed on any national boards (General Discussion, FAQ for Newbies, Politics, or ISO), with the exception of the Porn Stars and Transsexual boards.
-  Porn Stars may advertise on the Porn Star (PS) board, and transexuals are encouraged to advertise on the Transexual (TS) board.
-  Providers may reply to ISO posts (In Search Of) on any board, provided that their reply post includes a valid link (see Link Guidelines below).

How?
-  Please do not write ads in ALL CAPS.
-  Provider ad posts (and ISO replies) must include a valid working link that goes to either your website, your TER review profile, or directly to your ad on an escort mall.  See Link Guidelines below.
-  Escort agency ad posts must include a valid working link to their own website.

Link Guidelines:
-  Your contact information must be on the web page that you link to.
-  You may not link to a provider ad that is hosted on another escort review site.
-  If you link to your own website, it needs the TER Site Reviews logo on its first or second page, or a TER banner on its first page.
-  The TER logo or banner needs to link back to TER.
-  The TER logo or banner needs to be full size and unaltered.

Site Reviews Listing Help: http://www.theeroticreview.com/info_policies/siteListingHelp.asp

TER's Banner Farm: http://theeroticreview.com/link/TERadBanners.asp

If you list your site with in the TER Site Reviews, you will be sent the html code that will put the logo on your site and link it automatically. The more people who click through from your website to TER, the higher on the Site Reviews your listing will appear.

By participating in the discussions on TER discussion boards, you can greatly increase your visibility and give potential clients the opportunity to get to know you better.  You may include your link in messages you contribute to any TER discussion board, and those messages do not count against your ad post limit. In fact, you are encouraged to include your link, because it helps everyone get to know you better.  However, please ensure that those linked messages contain meaningful, entertaining, or helpful contributions, or they will be treated as ad posts.

Definitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms (A-M)

0.5$ -- $50
$ -- $100
$$ -- $200
$$$ -- $300  etc, etc.

420 Friendly -- a provider that will smoke marijuana with you (see the Urban Dictionary - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=420)

A-Level -- Common in Britain, anal sex.
Agency -- An organization or individual that manages many providers.
Amazon -- A large woman.
AMP -- Asian Massage Parlor.
Around the world -- Anilingus and Fellatio.
Asian -- Anilingus.
Asian Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top during intercourse, squatting over the man on her feet, not on her knees.
ASP -- Adult Service Provider.
ATF -- All Time Favorite.
ATM -- Ass to Mouth.
Aunt Flo -- Menstruation, period, red tide.

B&D -- Bondage and Discipline.
B&S -- Bait & switch.
Bait & switch -- 1) Ads, pictures that describe someone else, 2) Promised one thing or person, given another.
Bareback -- Without a condom.
BBBJ -- Bareback Blow Job.
BBBJTC -- Bareback Blow Job To Completion.
BBFS -- Bareback Full Service.
BBW -- Big Beautiful Woman.
BCD -- Behind Closed Doors.
BDSM -- Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism.
BFE -- Boyfriend Experience.
BJ -- Blowjob; fellatio; oral sex.
Blackhole -- Anus.
BLS -- Ball licking and sucking.
Blue Pill -- Viagra.
Blue Steel -- Viagra.
Brown Eye -- Anus.
Brown Shower -- Defecation on your partner.
BS -- 1) Body slide, 2) Bullshit.
BTW - boardspeak for "by the way"

Canine -- Doggy style.
Cash and Dash -- A rip-off where they take the money and run.
CBJ -- Covered Blow Job.
CD -- Cross-dresser.
CFS -- Covered Full Service.
CG -- Cowgirl.
CIM -- Cum in mouth.
CL -- Craig's List.  The newspaper want ads of the internet, and a free place for providers to advertise.
Clockwatcher -- A term for a provider who counts the minutes until the session is over.  Usually used to describe a provider who rushes and does not enjoy her work.
CMT -- Certified Massage Therapist.
COB -- Cum On Body
COF -- Cum on face (see facial)  Be careful performing or receiving this as it can lead to the painful CIE (Cum in Eyes) and the sticky CIH (Cum in Hair)
Commercial Company -- Prostitution, normally a trucker’s term.
Completion -- Orgasm.
Cover -- A condom.
Covered -- Use of condoms or dental dams.
Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top.
Crushing -- fetish relating to dominance and control; a desire to see small, defenseless animals crushed under women's high heels.
Cups (cups of coffee) -- Orgasms.

DATO -- Dining At The O, rim job.
DATY -- Dining at the Y, Cunnilingus.
DDE -- Doesn't do extras.
DDG -- Drop Dead Gorgeous.
Deep throat -- BJ where the penis is "swallowed".
DFK -- Deep French Kissing.
Doggy -- Woman on hands and knees with man entering her from behind.
Doubles -- threesome with two providers.
DP -- Double Penetration.
DT -- Deep throat.

ED -- Erectile Disfunction.
Ellie -- LE.
English -- Segment of bondage and discipline; including spankings/whippings.
EOM -- End of Message.

Facial -- Man ejaculates on woman's face.
FBSM -- Full Body Sensual Massage.
Felching -- 1) Sucking semen out of vagina or anus; 2) Inserting animals into anus or vagina.
FIV -- Finger In Vagina.  Digital Stimulations.
FJ -- Foot Job.
Flake, Flaky -- Errant behavior, often used for providers who no-show.
FOTC -- Fuck Of The Century.
French -- Oral sex.
FS -- Full Service; intercourse.

GFE -- Girl Friend Experience.
Golden Shower -- Urinating on your partner.
Greek -- Anal sex.
GS -- Golden Shower (either you urinate on her, or she urinates on you).

Half and half -- BJ followed by FS.
HJ -- Hand Job.
HM -- High mileage.
HME -- Honeymoon Experience (sex like you'll never have again).
Hostess Club -- A lower end strip club where bargaining for sex acts with the dancers is acceptable, and some activities may occur on premises.
HR -- Hand Release.

Incall -- You go to her place.
Interpreter -- Condom.
ISO -- In Search Of.
Italian -- Penis between butt cheeks.

Jack Shack -- Establishment (massage parlor, lingerie modelling) that is not FS
John -- A man who patronizes prostitutes.

K9 -- Canine, or doggy style.
Kama Sutra -- Indian sex manual by Vatsayayana.

Lazy Dog -- Doggie style with woman flat on stomach.
LE -- Law Enforcement.
LEO -- Law Enforcement Officer.
LFK -- Light french kissing. (no heavy tongue).
Little blue pill -- Viagra
LMP -- Licensed Massage Practitioner.
LMT -- Licensed Massage Therapist.
LOL -- Laughing Out Loud.
Lot Lizard -- A prostitute that works primarily in truck stop parking lots (usually soliciting from a CB radio).
LTR -- Long Term Relationship.  A provider who drops out of the business for a VERY SUBSTANTIAL stipend, paid weekly, or monthly for exclusivity.

Madame -- Proprietress of an agency or bordello.
Maid -- In a British parlour, the person who answers the phone and books the schedule.
Mediterranean -- Anal sex.
Merkin -- Pubic hair wig.
MG -- Massage Girl.
MILF -- Mom I'd Like to Fuck.
Mish -- Missionary position.
Missionary -- Man on top during intercourse.
MMF, MFM, MFF -- Threesome designations. e.g. MMF = male, male, female, MFF = Male, female, female.
MP -- 1) Massage Parlor, 2) Multiple Positions.
MPA -- Massage Parlor Attendant.
MPCFS -- Multiple Positions Covered Full Service.
MPOS -- Multiple Positions Oral Sex.
MSOG -- Multiple Shots On Goal: she allows you to have more than one orgasm during the session
Multiple Pops -- More than one orgasm during the session.

(continued...)

-- Modified on 7/24/2008 12:09:05 PM

-- Modified on 12/27/2008 3:46:57 PM

Definitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms (N-Z)


NCNS -- Escort or Client doesn't show up for the appointment, and doesn't call, either before or after.
Newbie -- A novice hobbyist or novice provider.
No-Show -- Escort or Client never shows up for an appointment.
NQBC -- No Quitter But Covered, a CBJ to completion.
NQBS -- No Quitter But Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by spitting out your ejaculate.
NQNS -- No Quitter No Spitter, a BBBJTC followed by swallowing your ejaculate.
NSA -- No Strings Attached.

Out, Outed -- Private, personal info is made public.
Outcall -- She comes to your place.
OWO - Oral With Out (a condom); bbbj.
OWO to Completion - OWO resulting in CIM.

Pearl Necklace -- Man ejaculates on woman's neck and/or chest.
Pegging -- anal penetration of a male by either but plug or strap-on.
PIITB -- Put it in the bum/butt.
Pimp -- A man who solicits clients for a prostitute.
Punter -- a British term for a Hobbyist
PSE -- Porn Star Experience.
Puffies -- Breasts where the entire areola appears 'puffy', enlarged, or swollen.
PV -- Private viewing: Dancing, modeling, perhaps a HJ; not usually FS.

Raincoat -- A condom.
RCG -- See Reverse Cowgirl.
Reverse Cowgirl -- Woman rides on top, facing away.
Rimming, Rimjob -- Anilingus
ROB -- Rip Off Bitch - a sub-standard provider, or more likely, a cash and dash specialist.
ROFLMAO -- Rolling On Floor Laughing My Ass Off
RS2K -- Room Service 2000 - a Chicago-based referral service popular in the midwest, but also has national exposure.  Google for more info.
RTFF -- Read The Fucking Forum.
Russian -- Penis between her breasts.

San Juan Capistrano -- BBBJTC and she swallows.
Salad Tossing -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus.
Scat -- Defecation on your partner or feces play.
Screening -- A provider or agency does a pre-session background check on a new client.
Shemale – A transexual, particularly one who is living as a woman, but hasn't had SRS. The penis may or may not get erect or be able to ejactulate.
Shill -- A hobbyist who writes or posts positive reviews in exchange for discounts or special favors from an agency or provider.
Shots on goal -- Allows more than one orgasm per session.
Sixty-nine or 69 -- Partners perform oral sex on each other simultaneously.
Snowball -- Provider takes ejaculate in her mouth and returns it via kissing to the ejaculator.
SO -- Significant Other.
SOG -- Shots On Goal, attempts at orgasm.
SOMF -- Sat On My Face.
SP -- Service Provider, prostitute.
Spanish (Australian) -- Penis between her breasts (also known as Russian).
Spanish (USA) -- Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth.
Spinner -- A very thin and/or petite provider (from the 1970's toy, "Sit 'n' Spin")
Squirting, Squirter -- Female ejaculation, a provider who ejaculates
SRS -- Sexual Reassignment Surgery.
STD -- Sexually Transmitted Disease.
STFU --  Shut The Fuck Up!!!  If you encounter LE, you have the right to remain silent, and the cops have the right to lie!!!  Get a lawyer, and don't answer any question without his/her advice.  Unless you have been offered immunity, in writing, signed by the DA, and approved by your lawyer, your cooperation can only hurt yourself and others, no matter what the police tell you.
Sting -- A female police officer poses as a prostitute to apprehend unsuspecting johns, or a male police officer poses as a john to apprehend unsuspecting prostitutes.
Street action -- Prostitution that is solicited on public streets.
Stroll -- A street, strip, or neighborhood that sees heavy street action.
Summer teeth -- Her teeth, some are there, some are not.
Sunshine, sunny -- Without a condom (i.e. no raincoat)
SW -- 1) Street walker, 2) Sex Worker
Sybian -- A mechanical sex device that is in the shape of half-barrel with a dildo attachment mounted in the middle.

Teabag, Teabagging -- Man squats and dips his testicles into partners mouth.
TER -- The Erotic Review, the best escort review board in the USA.
TG -- Transgender, a catch-all term for TV, TS, Shemales, and CDs.
Tipping required -- Hidden charges, provider demands more than the advertised price in order to perform, or bargains hard for various services.
TOFTT -- Take One For The Team.  A hobbyist sees a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.
Toss the salad -- Anilingus, tongue in the anus.
Translation, translator, translated -- Using a condom.
Trolling -– 1) The act of driving around looking for a prostitute, 2) Posting to a discussion board with the intent to anger or incite others
TS -- Transsexual.
TUMA -- Tongue Up My Ass.
TV -- Transvestite.
Two Call System -- The general location is revealed during the first call; location specifics are revealed on the second call.

Uncovered -- Without a condom.
Untranslated (ie, untranslated French, or UTF) -- Without a condom.
Upselling -- Payment of additional charges are required for some services.
UTF -- Un-Translated French; a BBBJ.
UTR -- Under The Radar; a provider who maintains a very low profile.

VD -- Venereal Disease.

WAH -- Wild Ass Humping.
Water Sports -- Urination play.
WG -- a British term -  Working Girl, a euphonism for a provider.
WTF - boardspeak for "what the fuck"

XOXOXO -- Hugs and kisses; x = kiss, o = hug, xoxoxo = hugs and kisses

YMMV -- Your Mileage May Vary, a catch-all phrase to remind that tastes differ, and experiences may vary from person to person.

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-- Modified on 8/31/2008 7:44:08 AM

Reefinitions, Acronyms, Abbreviations, and Terms (A-M)

Thanks for the info.  Very informative

- Ad posts should be posted on the regional board that is closest to the area serviced.
-  Ad posts are not allowed on any national boards (General Discussion, FAQ for Newbies, Politics, or ISO), with the exception of the Porn Stars and Transsexual boards.
-  Porn Stars may advertise on the Porn Star (PS) board, and transexuals are encouraged to advertise on the Transexual (TS) board.
-  Providers may reply to ISO posts (In Search Of) on any board, provided that their reply post includes a valid link

-- Modified on 2/11/2007 9:05:20 AM

Could you add IMHO?

What is the difference between GFE and PSE? I know what they stand for but I've never really figured out what the diiference is and why PSE is generally more expensive.

What is CID (Cum in deep)?

DAP - Double Anal Penetration (more common among select porn stars).
DPP - Double Pussy Penetration
DVP - Double Vaginal Penetration

This is to be distinguished from DP which is to have penetration of the ass AND vagina at the same time.

xxoo

Christine & Alex
Smokin Hot Couple for Wild 3Way Adventures

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