I imagine big wallet & small penis ! But seriously going from your last post before this one are you writing a magazine article or something ?

You really don't get the point do you? Stop wasting people's time with these posts. If you are legit, spend some money with providers and get their opinions first hand.

Doesn't eat garlic stew the night before

Shits and showers before arriving, IN THAT ORDER

Gets regular dental exams.

(If you really want to impress, also consider:  shows up in clean tuxedo & patent leather shoes; reads Playb0y; drinks vodka martinis shaken not stirred; refers to women as "girls" not "hoes")

and that is how you should act with a provider