Asian -- Anilingus. French -- Oral sex. Italian -- Penis between butt cheeks. Spanish (Australian) -- Penis between her breasts (also known as Russian). Spanish (USA) -- Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth. Eskimo -- She rubs your penis with her nose.
Alright, the last one was fake, but the others are directly out of the newbie manual.
Here I was bragging to all the providers how great I was at Russian. Now I know why they look at me funny afterwards. I thought it was RUSHIN, as in coming so fast they hardly had to work! Dang.
I got man boobs baby!!!! Just a sign of their class I guess. Ever see yourself looking down in the mirror when older - the face fat hanging down? No wonder providers close their eyes.
French = Whenever France is invaded or threatened, their troops drop to their knees and break out into spontaneous blowjobs on the invaders. It's a well recognized medical condition that has yet been explained.
Greek = The Greeks have historically been known to indiscriminately stick their dicks into anything and everything, even the out door.
Russian = It's just too damned cold to get naked, so the guy just pulls down his fly and the girl just opens her shirt and then they do what comes natural.
Asian -- Anilingus. French -- Oral sex. Italian -- Penis between butt cheeks. Spanish (Australian) -- Penis between her breasts (also known as Russian). Spanish (USA) -- Penis, finger or toy comes out of her ass, and goes directly into her mouth. Eskimo -- She rubs your penis with her nose.
Alright, the last one was fake, but the others are directly out of the newbie manual.
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