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Shower?
i_hate_idiotic_questions 2651 reads
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Ok, so you arrive at an incall mid-day and could stand to freshen up in her shower.  I know this is an idiotic question, but do you take a "complete" shower or do you just take care of the important parts?  What is the normal amount of time (unless you're in there with her) to spend in the shower?  I know, I know, another stupid question from a complete noob, but you'll never know if you don't ask.

Newbie-Doobie-Do1158 reads

Generally when I arrive, I just  quickly. wash my balls, ass, cock ,and arm pits again in her shower. That's 2 showers in an less than 2 hours .

Shower time is oftentimes "on the clock time", so don't stay in there for 15 mins. Quick in/out/dry & go fuck!

Just hitting the private parts... I won't see a woman twice if I can tell that she hasn't taken a complete shower before our appointment. I wouldn't expect a woman to want to see me either.  Invest five minutes and wash yourself completely.  It will pay of if you want her to get up-close and personal with you.

If you choose a quality provider all the parts are "the important parts".  Take a complete shower, what can it take 3-5 minutes?

Ripped_Van_Winkle1308 reads

I am usually in and out in 5 to 7 minutes. Most of the time I am fairly freshly showered anyhow. If I am coming from the office after a days work, I may take a little longer.
I shower entirely, not just the "important parts". You never know where her tongue is going to be.
Wash your hair and feet! Trust me on that.

Take a full shower. Clean everywhere. Right before you get intimate with a lady is not the time to skimp on hygiene. Wouldn't you want the lady to smell clean and fresh all over?

wash it!!! It doesn't take that much time and effort to be squeaky clean. You'll be gald you did, and so will the lady. If she's happy, you're happy.

followme833 reads

When yo go to the car wash do you only have them clean the hood and trunk lid and not the fenders, tires and rest of the car?


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XLIV = 4

Carry a clothes pin for her to put on her nose.

8o)

You can NEVER be TOO clean. If you are going to err, err on the clean side, no matter how much time it takes, I promise you it will pay dividends in the end.

I wish more providers were willing to do 20-30 minutes in the shower to start, because being wet, slippery, and soapy with a beautiful young woman, and having someone else WASH YOUR BACK in the shower, is PRICELESS!!!!!

LaylaCherry1330 reads

If you are only going to wash the "important parts" just make sure that you wash them GOOD.  I've seen clients before who took a quick, complete shower - I'm talking shampoo AND conditioner - and the "important parts" smelled like soap and you-know-what.  And even when it is mixed with the smell of clean soap ... it is just such a huge turn off.  Personally, the smell of a stinky back side is just gross to me, and if a man smells of a stinky back side ... do I really want to be anywhere near there?  Not really.  It makes me want to avoid those areas instead of paying them the attention they deserve.  I cannot stress enough how smelling super clean will make ALL the difference in the kind of appointment you will have.

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