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voyeur13 2 Reviews 2051 reads
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1 / 11

passed a sbd while she was about 2 min into a bj. I was on my back with her sitting on my chest so I would have smelled nasty azz way before I did if she was dirty I would think. I was immediately offended but didnt say anything which did wonders for my self esteem.Anyone else ever experience this?

Dr Who revived 649 reads
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2 / 11

You do realize that most of the gals here are human...right?

Just look on the GD board now...guys babbling about leaving skid marks and such.

Stick with the rubber blow up dolls and that "shit" won't happen  :D

voyeur13 2 Reviews 569 reads
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4 / 11
Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 511 reads
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5 / 11

I deleted my initial smart-ass response and will just say that, yes, providers do pass wind once in a while.  After all, you hired a human being, not a rubber doll.

DGL17 9 Reviews 486 reads
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6 / 11

the art of an up close shart!!!

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 504 reads
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7 / 11
macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 447 reads
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8 / 11

true..sometimes anal doggie will do it..then you have schweddy and shitty balls..even the dog would want to leave then..

PrincessPuss 633 reads
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crazyshit 525 reads
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10 / 11

Can't figure out where one sentence starts and another ends.

earthshined 468 reads
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11 / 11

I was DATY from behind.Yuck!

Then when I turned her around, her previously clean smelling hoo-ha went rank. I have not seen her since.

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