Ok - I'm new to this. Like completely 100% newbie here. I even went as far as to email a provider I was interested in asking questions - finding out after the fact that's a no-no. Ok, fine. I can live with that.

I have a couple of questions...

What is a GFE? I have seen advertised as a "true" Girl Friend Experience, a "real" Girl Friend Experience and just plain 'ol GFE. I have no clue.

Languages of love. WTH is French? Greek? I know I'm missing some here...Oh, Russian? I tried doing a Google search, but got everything from Dr. Ruth to "How to speak...(insert language here)"

Any information that could be provided would be helpful. Thanks in advance.