Hi folks. I'm new to TER, just poking around, and I'm wondering if people can point me to some of their favorite reviews on this site. E.g., the raunchiest, the weirdest, the most well-written, etc.: I'm looking for the interesting extremes. Location of the girl doesn't matter, I'm just curious where the bar is at. Thanks in advance.

One of the reviewers you definitely want to read is Paulie Walnuts based in LA.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/searchbyreviewerResults.asp?MemberName=pauliewalnuts

He may be a producer or director with a flair for writing but who knows.  He has a hefty hobby budget and his meme is Jay McInerney does TER Reviews.

http://www.jaymcinerney.com/

JeffEng16

I just looked at your reviews, and that juicy details section is brutal. Here's a simple tip. Split the juicy details section into paragrpahs. . Try pre sex, sex, post sex   Easy peasy!!    

Here are a few more tips concerning reviews. Don't forget to mention you made her cum at least a half dz. times. When you describe anything to do with the condom, always say "the magnum". Always close your review with "treat her right guys"  or "I wasn't going to write  this review, because I want to keep her all to myself" lol  

OK, lesson over

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At least I hope you were.

Based on her previous reviews it HAD too be true .
She is a top 10 , dirty little girl for sure !

He was in doing her greek and started to announce the upcoming explosion .
She screamed out she wanted it in her mouth - NOW !  He never made it that far ...........
She spun around with rage in her eyes and looked pretty pissed ! She took off the cover , turned it inside out , licked it clean , then grabbed his cock , put it in her mouth and ran her finger underneath it from the base to the tip , got every last drop , swallowed , smiled  , and said  " AAHHHH , much better , thank you baby ! "!!!

They made their provider climax two or three times is always among the most hilarious. They'd be much more honest to compliment their provider's performing ability to make it seem as though they've come three times during their session.

at *least* three times during a session I am not happy...

But I come like crazy- you don't really have to do much once I get started. And I won't tell you to stop, so if I stop coming, it is only because you've stopped making me come and moved on to something else. (Is it rude to continue on my own?)

Don't be sorry for a minute!

I actually get more personal pleasure from getting a lady off than from getting off myself. I feel like it is a rare gift to be able to touch someone so intimately to bring them to the height of pleasure. That's why in my years I've developed my technique of both body touch and oral to do my best to bring any lady I'm with to climax.

In fact, my beautiful Latina wife is multi-orgasmic and I try to get her to come two or three times, sometimes even more if she's not TOO sensitive down there after the second or third time, before I ever consider enjoying my own "O".

However, I've been around a while and have enjoyed my share of time with providers, both intimately and in more casual settings, and MOST (not all, as you say) tell me that they USUALLY don't climax with clients. I have no reason to doubt that. However, there are those that have told me they do, and I'd imagine that makes their work all the more satisfying and enjoyable.

Ok, that's some funny shit right there.