hahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome back you seven times a son of a bitch! LOL

 
No one thought you were dead. We just figured you fell in love with your hooker and ran off!

 
And for the record...a bunch here wanted to run you off, cast you away, kick you to the curb but it was ME and only ME that said we should wait for you forever (or February 1st, whichever came first, lol)

 
 Good to see you back!

I did NOT try to give away your seat while you were gone. As for all those posts you "might" read under my name saying otherwise, who are you going to believe, me your good friend, or your own lying eyes??? lol

 
Great to have you back and I am sure xyz is the person most happy to see you back. I doubt he wanted your job anymore than you wanted it yourself in the first place, so now he is off the hook.