I say "provider" lightly since I am more of a hobbyist.

This is what happened:
I love newbies but never thought some statements in reviews would be taken of literally.
I was wearing a La Perla outfit. All the sudden, during some amazing dfk, he started to rip my clothing off. OK, well that's what is written in reviews, "An the clothing came flying off." He took it literally and proceed to try to rip off a very expensive piece of lingerie.
I stopped him and said,"What are you doing hun?" He simply replied, "I read you love to have you close fly off." LOL
Indeed I do, however this is a huge misconception written in reviews that doesn't actually happen like that.
Moral of the story:
I shouldn't wear such expensive lingerie for a newbie.
A newbie needs to take into account the way real life happens as compared to a review.
Will this stop me from seeing a newbie? Heck no. Should it make everyone re-think about the "clothes came flying off" statement. Maybe.


Just thought I'd share a new thing I learned.

AR
XO
(oh, it's the one on the piece on the left. That's why we have good tailors right?)



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That is oh so funny.  However, I wouldn't chalk this one up to newbie inexperience.  This just sounds like a "fucking moron". Just think what situations could arise from him reading particularly colorful descriptions of DATY experiences with providers.....I just cringe at the thought

Lol! If someone tried to rip off my $150 bra, I certainly wouldn't be calling them "hun"... I'd probably throw in a few four letter terms of endearment instead!

I'm into stockings personally... but I'm into lingerie in general, so I wear whatever I'm in the mood for. One of my boys has been asking me why I never wear stockings for him. He's a "clothes-flying-off" type of guy, so I never saw a point in clipping up all 6 garters when he strips me down to nothing in minutes without a second thought - not everyone's into lingerie. But since he asked, I figured I could indulge a little. But no. I showed up in my fully fashioned lace top back seam Cuban heel stockings, only to see them run into ruin within a half hour! And by his feet, oddly enough... pedicures aren't just for ladies! Some of you men should *seriously* think of investing in a pumice stone or foot file, or at least some lotion for those cracked heels

Maxine

The correct way to do this is to help her remove her clothing without damaging or ruining it (or yours!)in the process.  It definitely adds to the heat of the session to help remove each others clothing, and just drop/toss it in a heap on the floor haphazardly wherever it lands, to be sorted out later when the session is over.  While removing clothing at the start of session is akin to unwrapping a gift, clothing is not wrapping paper from the standpoint that both she and you presumably wish to be able to wear the clothing again.  This s/b common sense...

I'd be willing to bet that it is more a matter of age than being a newbie to the hobby.

My money says he is under 35.

I was in Neiman Marcus before Christmas, looking for a gift for my ATF, so I know how expensive La Perla can be. AR, I hope your lingerie wasn't ruined.

I'd never given this a second thought...  but even fine lingerie is amazingly strong in a handful.  Generally my ladies do remove it themselves...  we can easily do this & leave a trail to the bed...  or having removed an item, now arkwardly held in hand, they get tossed to be hunted up later.  
The only items that could get "ripped off" are designed to be breakaway.  

It would be very rude to cost more in ruined clothing than the donation!  There's HOT & there's foolish...

Thanks for the laugh this morning,
skb

to help each other disrobe while leaving a trail to the bedroom; tossing clothing hither n' yon.  However, out of respect for the lady & gent, care should be taken to remove with care.

How in the world could I explain torn buttons off my shirt when I got home?

I'm glad I'm a bit older and can appreciate the endless variety of what women are capable of. With age, comes a little patience.

My favorite was a provider who showed up in a bodice with what seemed like a million little eyelets running down the front. There was time to lovingly unhook each hook. It was the best gift wrapping imaginable.

If I make it to Boston, I'd love the lovingly unwrap your La Perla.

Funny story, hahaha. HEY! I am a newbie under 22 years old, and I would have never thought of it that way.

In fact I am hoping that I would get to "unwrap" the clothes off of the next provider I am seeing next week. For my first, I did not get to "unwrap" my gift. She did it herself. =[ I will be sure to mention to the next provider that I would want to "unwrap" her myself though. =]

Please and Thank You

Dude you are under 22 I did not start  until I was almost 35 .
Go out to your bars and try to find easy girls