Re: A recent Lesson of a Newbie and a seasoned provider.

That is oh so funny.  However, I wouldn't chalk this one up to newbie inexperience.  This just sounds like a "fucking moron". Just think what situations could arise from him reading particularly colorful descriptions of DATY experiences with providers.....I just cringe at the thought

Lol! If someone tried to rip off my $150 bra, I certainly wouldn't be calling them "hun"... I'd probably throw in a few four letter terms of endearment instead!

I'm into stockings personally... but I'm into lingerie in general, so I wear whatever I'm in the mood for. One of my boys has been asking me why I never wear stockings for him. He's a "clothes-flying-off" type of guy, so I never saw a point in clipping up all 6 garters when he strips me down to nothing in minutes without a second thought - not everyone's into lingerie. But since he asked, I figured I could indulge a little. But no. I showed up in my fully fashioned lace top back seam Cuban heel stockings, only to see them run into ruin within a half hour! And by his feet, oddly enough... pedicures aren't just for ladies! Some of you men should *seriously* think of investing in a pumice stone or foot file, or at least some lotion for those cracked heels

Maxine

Note to all you newbies about ripping off clothing...

The correct way to do this is to help her remove her clothing without damaging or ruining it (or yours!)in the process.  It definitely adds to the heat of the session to help remove each others clothing, and just drop/toss it in a heap on the floor haphazardly wherever it lands, to be sorted out later when the session is over.  While removing clothing at the start of session is akin to unwrapping a gift, clothing is not wrapping paper from the standpoint that both she and you presumably wish to be able to wear the clothing again.  This s/b common sense...

I'd be willing to bet that it is more a matter of age than being a newbie to the hobby.

My money says he is under 35.

I was in Neiman Marcus before Christmas, looking for a gift for my ATF, so I know how expensive La Perla can be. AR, I hope your lingerie wasn't ruined.

I'd never given this a second thought...  but even fine lingerie is amazingly strong in a handful.  Generally my ladies do remove it themselves...  we can easily do this & leave a trail to the bed...  or having removed an item, now arkwardly held in hand, they get tossed to be hunted up later.  
The only items that could get "ripped off" are designed to be breakaway.  

It would be very rude to cost more in ruined clothing than the donation!  There's HOT & there's foolish...

Thanks for the laugh this morning,
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to help each other disrobe while leaving a trail to the bedroom; tossing clothing hither n' yon.  However, out of respect for the lady & gent, care should be taken to remove with care.

How in the world could I explain torn buttons off my shirt when I got home?

I'm glad I'm a bit older and can appreciate the endless variety of what women are capable of. With age, comes a little patience.

My favorite was a provider who showed up in a bodice with what seemed like a million little eyelets running down the front. There was time to lovingly unhook each hook. It was the best gift wrapping imaginable.

If I make it to Boston, I'd love the lovingly unwrap your La Perla.

Re: A recent Lesson of a Newbie and a seasoned provider.

Funny story, hahaha. HEY! I am a newbie under 22 years old, and I would have never thought of it that way.

In fact I am hoping that I would get to "unwrap" the clothes off of the next provider I am seeing next week. For my first, I did not get to "unwrap" my gift. She did it herself. =[ I will be sure to mention to the next provider that I would want to "unwrap" her myself though. =]