Newbie - FAQ

What to Expect
Lipplock 6862 reads
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This is directly mainly at providers:  I've been reading all kinds of reviews and it seems a lot of providers are expected to consent to all kinds of kinky fantasies.
Well, what if you don't have any?  What if you just like to be turned on by a beautiful body and face and just want to enjoy intercourse in one or two positions and not much else?  Do the providers think that's weird and boring?  Do they expect hobbyists to want to engage in at least some gymnastics?

Dear Abbynormal5347 reads

You are the customer, why are you concerned what the lady thinks.  She's a professional there to make you feel good.  Now if she happens to enjoy her time with you all the better.  

You'd be surprised, but with your attitude, most ladies will consider you an ATF.

Now if you could actually understand how women think you'd either be gay or ready for life altering surgery and we'd have to take away your membership in the man union.

-- Modified on 11/15/2005 8:58:16 PM

I don't know which reviews you've been reading but, in my experience, we are not asked to indulge in kinky stuff at all.  But maybe that's just me!

No, a provider won't think you are boring.  As long as you treat her with respect she won't think anything bad of you and what you want is not uncommon at all.

We want you to have a great time and leave with a grin and good memories.  That way we are both happy.

Have fun ;) x

Well, another thing... just to prove how boring I really am!  I am very safety conscious and would insist on a cbj.  I love daty and bbbj's but will not perform it with a provider.  So here are my questions:  Will a provider who normally provides bbbj's be offended if I ask her to cover me?  Will a provider who wants me to perform daty be offended if I tell her I don't want to?  I would like the provider to get pleasure out of the session, but I worry that if I come in there with all these safety concerns, she's not going to really want to put much of an effort into it.  Please let me know your thoughts!

Depends on your approach.  If you come across like you think she's a dirty whore, so you don't want to DATY, be prepared for her to react accordingly.  If it comes across that you're a germophobe, she'll probably snicker and promptly get back to the action.  It's OK to want what you do, so long as it's not unkind towards her.

I guess it's safe to assume that you won't be jamming your tongue up her butt...haahahaa

My love life is so boring !!!

sex sex sex sex
blow blow blow
lick lick lick
yadda yadda yadda

I wish someone would ask me to dress dom.. act dom, spit wooden nickles while Im standing on my head spitting goldfish. Maybe Go into a classroom and screw a professor to death... have a gang bang with 5 men.. Have  10 men at once lick me to pieces..

but alas,im only an escort and that stuff doesnt happen LOL!

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