There seem to be several AMP's in the DC area (listed on CL).  Just what should one expect at an AMP?  What about asian massages in general (e.g, incall)?  I assume that "sensual", "nude", or "erotic" massages, or massages with "happy ending" mean that you will be given an organism.  Right?  If so, how?  Grinding, HJ?

And if she is naked (allowing you to touch her), what prevents you from slipping it in?

hit or miss. Get a well reviewed Indy provider.

"what prevents you from slipping it in?"

For most, I would assume that it is as simple as knowing that non-consensual intercourse IS RAPE.

If expect to be given an organism then bring a Petri dish so you can take it home and have an instant pet.

. . . fits in a Petri dish, unless it was a deadly virus or bacterium, of course. What is it was something that could run around and bite?

If you find an AMP with a great provider then you can have a lot of fun for a lot less money and hassle.  No screening, no setting up appointments and only 150 dollars (in L.A.) for f/s.  It is true however, that LE is a worry, but not a threat.  There are so many AMP's and only limited police resources.  Nevertheless, you have to be careful.  Also, an AMP is rarely a GFE, so don't expect a passionate session, just a good little quicky.  But as always, YMMV.

Going to have some fun with you..lol

Well, I would say what prevents most people from "slipping it in" would be basic human decency (though since yuou seem to have to ask I'll expand on that a bit)...
an understanding that the lady giving you the massage has a right to decide what she does and does not do...
that whereas she may be offering you a "happy ending" does make her a "f***y toy" that you simply do with as you please just because you want to without any consideration of her...
that to do so would be a sexual assault...
that your errection and urges are not the most important thing in the world...
that she deserves respect...
That if you are slipped in anywhere that is her decision and not yours...
and that if you don't understand such obvious things, or can't control your urges better than that, you are probably best to stay home with a bottle of hand lotion.

Guess he's soon to be found posting on CL and that other board...

It has been covered very well an error in jusdgement and possibly wording. I have yet to see a comment or response that explains the error in his wording or thought process "slipping it in".


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When I first joined TER, I said "great, a newbie board, these folk must be pretty thoughtful to help out those w/ less experience."  Now I see its entirely self serving.  The Newbie board is more about a place where you go for a good laugh and make patronizing comments.

Its all good though.  What goes around comes around.

If you have not learned to respect women. provider or not, AMP or not, just plain women or not.
Asking can I or should I just slip it in shows absolutely no respect for the woman that you are with.As you slip it in is there anytime for a condom to be slipped into first? Do you care about her safety?  It seems you are unconcerned about yours.
tyvm,P.T.

The Newbie board is definitely NOT a place for patronizing comments and laughing at the expense of others.

However, my bigger concern is that you missed the message that was well-presented by Web Terrorist.  Please read it again, and PM me with any questions.

Also please read my reply to your 'reminder post' at the top of the page.

atl_mgr

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If he had said that crap on the D.C board he would have been slapped down..I don't care what forum he is in " you don't slip shit in".

I'm not arguing against your point, but slipry's "burn this newbie" comment was totally uncalled for - especially here, where newcomers are encouraged to participate and ask questions (even crass or ill-informed ones).

Present your arguments, provide your advice and guidance, but leave the personal attack crap at your home board.  This is not negotiable.

This is supposed to be the 'kinder, gentler' forum, lol...

I don''t think he was attacking him but making more of a joke. Your point is taken but you can't baby these guys forever..The D.C board is a 'kinder, gentler' board but he was wrong. I guess he will find a couple of friends waiting for him in the real world..lol

also nothing patronising, and I can assure you I am not laughing.

I do like to consider myself thoughtful, not just to the newbie hobbyist without experice but also to the ladies.

Your question about what stops you from just slipping it in, is beyond that of someone that doesn't understand the finer points of this "hobby".

My only thought is that you don't see the ladies in this business as people, that you don't think they deserve to be extended the same rights to choose what they do with their own bodies as everyone else.

Do you believe that because they will share their time and companionship with some for money that they therefore become something less than human? do you think they are simply objects that should have no say, and if you see and opportunity to "slip it in" there should be no sense of right and wrong applied to stop you?

Do you see a woman in a skirt somewhere and wonder what prevents you from lifting her skirt and tearing her panties so you can "slip it in"?
Do you wonder when you see a lady going into a public restroom what prevents you from following her and since she already has her self exposed in the restroom stall, what keeps you from "slipping it in" to her?

Just because a lady may except money to give you a massage, and maybe a happy ending, does not mean she forfeits her rights to not be assaulted or raped.

Crazy me, I thought "newbie" to TER or no, most people already knew that.
Though, I guess it is good that those of us posting here got the chance to teach you this valuable fact now before you did anything to hurt any ladies you might meet.

Oh, and if what comes around is someone caring enough about me to tell someone else not to assault me, I can live with that.

My comment was in poor taste - even though it was meant as a sacastic response to how others have come to your assistance ans so gracefully pointed out your error in judgement - or wording.

You have been invited to join in discussion at our DC board. Where in fact you will find I am usually defending those who are wronged as I have wronged you in my comment.. You would also find I am someone knowledgable about the DC AMP scene and could have been more helpful then sarcastic.

So Please Forgive me for I have wronged you with my sarcasm...

I have already posted my open and direct appology to the new guy. I have also invited him to our discussion board where I promise he will be treated fairly.

My error in judgement is unexcusable and I am sorry for what I have said and done - it was meant as a sarcastic commentary as to how I was seeing the new guy welcomed in for what may have been simply a mistake in work choice.

I drag my butt back to DC with tail between my legs....

Your comment was actually milder than the others.

I have seen all of your post and have not chosen to respond. Fortunately others did. You have posted on topics from bargaining a provider down to peanuts for a fee, to now slipping yourself into woman that has not given you permission for that act.
You come off as a classless, insensitive jerk. Why should you expect anything other than ridicule and occasional hostility. Newbies that as intelligent questions get intelligent, thoughful answers. I go out of my way to provide useful information to newbie posters when I am logged in and see their posts. What I do not do is respond to crude, clueless and insensitive newbies other than to flame them. I only speak for myself, please find another review site.