I have done well as a provider and i know all my clients adore me. but i dont seem to have any clients that post on review boards? what should i do?

...are likely to post reviews. Below are a few suggestions to make yourself known here on TER.

Post ads on your regional ad boards, post comments on your regional discussion board (Be sure these posts don't come across as ads. They will be disallowed.), and participate in the photo theme threads on your regional board. Check out the Self-Help Center for the guidelines for posting ads and how to post photos in the photo theme threads. The Self-Help Center link is on the upper right of most of the discussion boards under the red and white life preserver. Read everything there even the stuff for the guys. It's good to know all you can.

your profile (age, height, build, website, etc.).  Your website needs to have the TER logo as explained in the Self-Help Center.

Good luck.

whats the best way to start getting clients to review me. i hate bp. the girls on there have totally ruined the game.

... You can ask your clients to write a review of the time they spent with you. If they are TER members they will be more likely to. When you ask make sure it doesn't come across as you pressuring them to review you. Don't offer a discount for a "good" review. It's ok to offer a discount to TER members but it must not in any way appear that a good or 10/10 review is expected because of the discount. TER frowns on that as do we all. If you follow the advice I gave above TER guys will check you out. Some are likely to write a review.  

Do a search on this board (newbie board). You will find this topic comes up often. Nearly every one of those ladies did eventually get a review. There is a thread right now (just below) where the lady got her first review. Check it out. You'll find info there about what to do when you get that first review.

Hang in there. Do read the Self-Help Center. You will find it very helpful in using TER.

...on your regional discussion boards etc. I was speaking of the boads here on TER. Check out the links at the top of the page Regional boards, ad boards, discussion boards. Find the ones for your area.

If you don't like BP don't use it. That's why I said use TER. Ads on here are free. Again be sure to read the rules for ads & posting which can be found in the Self-Help Center.