Thought I'd better put these in before taking off on a spontaneous adventure that could last six or more weeks without much Internet access.

Every now and then I must go off to Mt Robson in BC to climb a bit and commune with my old pal Sasquatch the Vixeneater way up on the mountain. We sit up there and yodle real loud and deep, and growl a lot, just to scare the piss out of people climbing up who think it's uninhabited in those high-up caves.

As to new acronyms:

"SQE" is a Sasquatch experience, a bait & switch where the switch is a major trog, a Squatch. You must run away from those, or you will catch fleas, or maybe be eaten if you are really cute. Go to Google Images for the Sasquatch of your choice.

"PE" - Passionate Experience is the term used in
my new E-book "GentsGuide" instead of GFE.
GFE has never been all that useful an expression because every GF is different, and some are worse than wives at passionate encounters. Besides, far too many GF's are looking to become W's so they can torture you with WE's, such as snoring during daty, or doing their nails and reading Cosmo during doggie.
It is sweet when a GF combs your hair during daty - unless you have no hair, then it is pure sarcastic - and whistles or sings tunes from a Wagner Opera, but the worse is when you look up, and there she is, studiously examining a big green booger!

Notice that GFE is so useless that TER does not even list it in the extensive profile, which has a lot of material many of us never utilize ever, yet says nothing about the tuna factor, which could paralyze you from the waist down.

A "TE" is a Tuna Experience, although a "SSE" Spoiled Salmon Experience is more toxic. Even Viagra 100 mg cannot undo a TE or SSE because Junior is terrified of going in there and coming out stained or with gangrene.

I'll miss you guys and may well disappear until October, BTIMBW.
I'll try to return with a planeload of Belarus, Ukrainean, and Czech ultravixen personal trainers to help through college by feeding them lots of protein. LOL

My E is [email protected] if you need to send along important info that I might not get for a while.
Bye for now - Schlong

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See Ya Later,
rik

Changing the acronym isn't going to change that fact. As quickly as you define the new term, sombody will say I disagree and so on...

The St. Bart scale works for me!

Schlong...have a fruitful journey.

thirsty

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