Hi all-

I'm not exactly a newb when it comes to the hobby, but all my encounters have been in Canada, where you don't have to hop on one foot and touch your nose to hookup with a girl. I have also looked all through of the newb threads and cannot find a thread that shows a sample script of what a first time client should say to the provider/agency when trying to book an appt. If you know of such a thread please link me there. If not, what should I say when I call and what will they likely ask me?

I guess I'm more worried about protocol, common words that are used and not used when trying to book and so forth. So here's what I was going to say.

"Hi-

My name is (John Doe) and I'm calling because I'd like to book an incall appointment with (JuicyJugsJulie) on (date & time). Can you tell me if she's available?

Then what happens?  

Thanks in advance!

What you said is fine.Usually I'll say something like "Hi,I was calling to see if I could see one of your ladies for about an hour today?" Anything like that will work,just don't get graphic.

Is it bad if a guy answers the phone ?

Nah,no big deal if a guy answers the phone.Usually when calling an agency,{at least the ones I've called} almost always a guy answers the phone.Don't think twice about it.

for an agency, a lot of times a guy answers the phone.

Dumb question...when considering making an appointment with a lady, how can a john determine whether she's part of a law enforcement operation?  Is there some sort of secret handshake or code word?

Most LE don't usually go to the trouble to post on escort websites that cost to advertise on them.Example:eros,cityvibe etc.A massage parlor visit or picking up a streetwalker is usually the best way to get nailed by LE.And no,there's no code or secret handshake.

You are here. Use the benefits provided by this site to select only legitimate ladies. You follow this rule and you will not get hassled.

Thanks all, I have made contact and all is well. Basically the key is not to be a moron, be respectful, and call to book an appt. like you would book an appt. with a barber/hair stylist. The only difference being your Barber doesn't call you at work for a reference, check your license, and require a cell phone for you to book.

. . . to make sure that's he's not an LE, a provider sticks her hand into her client's pants and shake his dick.

I think it's a wonderful way to say hello. lol