http://www.eros-ohio.com/files/oh-jessica208-jessica1.htm-----if it looks like a rip, its a rip,
when you know you should not be letting this person  go for the money ....a home assault of girlfriends -potty-call me,borrow your computer to print out contract girlfriends hang exchange boots b back, no really hun, i wont do that, cookie jar hand, then adios sucker thanks for the champgne birthday toast,sucker,.......but karmic payback is a bitch,...

WTF is this, and when did Boomhauer become a hobbyist?  He's supposed to be a "ladies man", snagging enough trim on his own in the civie world.  Seriously, why is this on the newbie board?

Some attention to better constructed and more coherent sentences could have made this a rather compelling post.