If a provider say "get comfortable", what do I need to do?

to wear your birthday suit.

For the most part it means "get Nekked".  But even if she only said it for you to have a seat and relax in your cloths, guess what if she turns around and you are Nekked thats OK to.  No embarrasment in this world.

When starting out in this hobby that phrase is a little hard to pick up sometimes because you are so used to people saying it and you just take a seat and "get comfortable".  But even if you miss it the first time she will say it again for you or a derivitive, like lets get you out of those cloths, cannot mistake that one!

Stick Mr Happy in her mouth. Works for me every time.

If she suggests that you sit down and get comfortable while she pours you a drink, trust me she probably doesn't want your bare ass on her couch.

However, if you after 5-10 minutes and half a glass of wine you are not kissing her, beginning initial explorations, and maybe even loosening clothes, it is time for you to suggest that it is time to move into the next room to get more comfortable.

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Get naked, sit on the bed and then wait for her to come back. . . like in the doctors office! I HATE it!

The diffrence between a privider and a doctor, at least you know with a provider you are not going to get something shoved up you butt.
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Both of the last 2 times I had that done was by female doctors. The last time was a petite Indian doctor; she had small hands. YES!

In general, it means get ready for fun, get naked! Some providers feel more comfy if you get naked before they do. Something to do with LE.
Flyrod

I see it as a pure protocol thing – get naked to prove you are not a cop. There is nothing nuanced about it. I still don’t get it – a cop can put his life on the line of fire, but he would not undress in front of a lady!? Maybe it’s a whole dance on who makes the first move.  In my earlier encouters I would get the hint, but act on it only partially and would keep my briefs on, then a lady would say “do you want to get COMPLETELY comfortable?” So, I do it now without an invitation, but only because I want to put provider at ease ASAP. But nothing comfortable or erotic about it either - getting undressed while provider does nothing and waits for you to get completely bare, like you came for your freaking yearly physical check-up. (well, unless you actually play out a fantasy of screwing your nurse or a doctor.)
How about SHE strips for me, while I'm sitting in a chair checking her out, and then she does the number on my zipper. That’s comfortable! After all we don't pay good money to feel awkward, we pay it to feel good and pampered.
Nevertheless, there is always protocol at first visit. If you pay the subsequent visits to a provider, it becomes less “formal”. So, if you are absolutely turned on by a woman undressing you or blowing you thru your flyer you may need to do two visits for that.