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New Journey - slightly nervous...Last minute advice?
LoveGlove 26917 reads
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I too am about to embark into this exciting new hobby, and have really appreciated many of the posts below!  Now- also being concerned about being busted, I will be using a hotel.  I chose a place with elevators far from the front desk.  I have read the advice below- and hope to have my mind and mouth cooperate on being subtle!  

Any last minute advice, about the hotel, vixen, $$, etc before I get into the game??  I have selected my options from the reviews on this site. Thanks!!

riker 7 Reviews 21295 reads
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You've done your homework, selected a reliable lady with some credible reviews. The hotel is set. Everything is fine. Relax, have fun, don't be nervous.

Big Anaconda 24854 reads
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I'm kinda weak. Just got back from a work and vixen binge in NYC.

Be sure to drink lots of fluid 15 minutes before the rendevous.
That way, your head will not implode, you will not need to pee at an inopportune moment, and you will not look like a dried prune in case the lady decides to suck your ears inside out.

Enjoy!!

foo 4 Reviews 28055 reads
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Well, a day late for this guy, but for anyone else reading it:

Biggest piece of advice: Relax.  My first time in the hobby I had visions of SWAT teams busting through the hotel door for most of the session, so the session wasn't particularly enjoyable for me.

Take several deep breaths before knocking, and just have fun.

LoveGlove 23736 reads
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Alright guys-One last question:  If she hasn't had a reveiw posted since June- is that a possible issue?  The two prior reviews were good reviews from hobbyist who had som mileage.

Thanks for all of the words to the wise- I'll take a deep breath but try not to hypervenalate!

Three Speed Daty Machine 24466 reads
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Month long gaps in reviews are not that unusual, especially in the summer.
She may have gone to the Advanced BBJTEOKU Boot Camp at Evian in the French Alps.

fahrkle 38 Reviews 25403 reads
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good, bad, indifferent?  Any lessons learned?

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