Ok, I'm new to the escort experience. Naturally, I've been reviewing the ladies, and am ready to schedule an appointment. My issue is that I'm a hairy guy (I blame my dad), and that makes me rather skittish about receiving massages (while I actually love to give them). I'm clean cut, with good hygiene, and a proper dresser, but when I take my shirt off, I look like a damn wookie. Anybody know what kind of effect this tends to have with a professional? How do I politely let her know I don't want a massage or body kisses without making it seem like I just want to jump her right away (even though I probably do)? Seriously, I've even considered the whole back waxing thing, but I've always been too embarrassed to walk into a beauty salon for it (yeah I have issues).

Thanks

-Rob

Don't fret so much.  Stick to a VERY well-reviewed provider.  Even if she's disgusted (which she probably won't be as some women like hairy guys), she will be a pro and go with the flow.  I.e., she'll give you what you want while convincing you that she's enjoying every second of it.  Remember, gals don't get to be very well-reviewed without knowing how to make us men feel like kings.

Just as we guys have preferences about the pubic hair (or lack of) on a lady so too they differ on male body hair issues. A true pro will never let you know if it is repulsive to her (their primary concern is your hygiene).

  You should possibly face your "issues" because it sounds as if you are insecure about your coat yet equally insecure to shed it. "Metrosexual" is NOT a pejorative term.

I think men with lots of hair is sexy.
I never even knew that this bothered men til i got into this industry !!!

We dont see anything wrong with it .

A well reviewed provider should be professional enough to make you feel great whatever her personal taste re body hair.

As for how to tell her you don't want a massage then I suggest just being honest and telling her straight it's not something you want but that you'd love to give her one.

Staff in beauty saloons won't blink an eye if you go in for a waxing, especially if you choose a saloon that caters particularly to men.  Saloons where I live offer belly and back waxing for women and it must be a lot worse to be a hairy female than a hairy man!

Good luck, I hope your first experience is wonderful

Input from a fellow newbie.  Although I have yet to book time with an SP, I shared your same concerns, as I know the wookie look all too well.  I suggest considering the input of the providers who are telling you (and I) not to worry.  A true pro will not care, or will not let you know she cares.  As for the back wax, I would advise not. It really really really hurts (how do you ladies put up with the pain of leg/bikini waxes?).  It is not exactly cheap (I have seen $45-$60 charges, and it is only going to grow back.

for without them what would little boys do!  Honestly, thank heaven that women do not have the same taste in men that men think women have in men or they would all be lesbians.  I am always amazed that civie women (not just a provider) find me attractive.  I am bald, not quite a wookie but evolutionarily closely related and I have a big nose!  Many women like this!  I have stopped asking why and just thank heaven that women are not men and do not exercise our absurd tastes on us. Reading your 2 reviews, it is clear that at least one provider didn't let a little hairball get in the way of showing you a good time.

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I've never had a negative reaction from a provider regarding body hair; it seems that cleanliness, hygeine, and being a respectful gentleman are much more important factors to them. Though at one time, I was somewhat self conscious about this, having those positive experiences has also allowed me to embrace and learn to enjoy my "wookie fur". I now enjoy a lady running her fingers through my chest hair while cuddling (different streaks for different freaks, I guess). As for not wanting a massage if you're still not comfortable with it, you might try to have an alternative suggestion for foreplay: kissing, cuddling, give her a massage, DATY, etc.



...or maybe a Star Wars role play: Princess Leia and Chewbacca ... uh, nevermind "I've gotta bad feeling about this Chewy"