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Re:first time jitters
danfrommass 14237 reads
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carefully done my research, thanks to all you great hobbiest sharing info, found my first lady, god what a charmer, saved up my money! now its just getting over the nerves of doin it. was thinking of meetin at a bar for drinks and goig from thier, been there b4, so figured id pretend it was another one-nighter........any suggestions or comments on your first,...thanks in advance

SULLY 24 Reviews 13744 reads
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Uh duder, just go to the lady's crib and get rocked.   THe meet first ting is kinda silly esp as that would be on the clock probably.

BTW- Got Fried Clams?

Sorry about your sox falling down, perhaps the lady can pull you up!?! (much funnier in english vernacular where that is euphemism for wanking)

thirsty 2 Reviews 11727 reads
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Just to make sure things don't end too quickly...remember...

think about baseball!

Oh wait...you're doing that anyway. ;)

thirsty

Fibes 13 Reviews 10756 reads
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We Mass-holes are having a hard enough time of it already.
Everybody lay off!
We're all in mouring.

Fibes

thirsty 2 Reviews 13096 reads
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BigPoppaPumplv 9591 reads
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Just relax, have a great time.  Let her know how you are feeling and that it's your first time.

PeterPickle 12218 reads
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You have scheduled a dinner date or similar extended appointment. Meeting at a bar for drinks then winging it from there doesn't sound like a one hour deal.

My only advice in addition to what others have said is that you may not want to do a long appointment for your first time. If your feeling awkward you may want to just do an hour appt to get your feet wet and become comfortable with things. That way, if you have any rookie mistakes or things don't go well, you only parted with an hour fee rather than a much higher dinner date type fee.

Just my two cents from my own experiences.

hueyfan 40 Reviews 10065 reads
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My first experience, several years ago, was very nerve racking.  I had all I could do to open the door to the apartment.

The situation happened at a rather awkward time.  I had just lost my virginity to an ex-girlfriend and had only had sex twice in my entire life.

The lady realized it was my first time and helped me through it.  It was a very nice time.  The rest, as they say, is history.

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