1. You use the TER ratings (6-Nice, 7-Attractive, etc.) for looks to rate girls in general.

2. When you're dating a new girl, you evaluate her based on the TER review system.

3. You can't help but chuckle at the words like "agency," "provider," and "donation," even when they refer to traveling, internet service, or charity.

4. When parking your car in any hotel parking lot, you scan the area for LE, even if you're attending a business conference.

5. Seeing plain envelopes in your mailbox evokes pleasant memories.

6. When talking about sex with "free" girls, like in a bar or even your girlfriend, you still use abbreviations from the escort industry (DFK, BBBJ, DATY, CG, RCG, etc.).

7. Bank tellers give you a knowing look when you withdraw 50's and 100's.

8. You smile when you drive by hotels owned by the same company as the one where your appointments took place.

9. When someone invites you to come over, the first thing you grab an envelope of money, even if  it has nothing to do with your hobby.

10. You don't remember the last time you've been with a "free" girl.

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11. Have bareback intercourse with the SO seems wrong

a. Every time you begin sex with your SO you list out all the different positions you want and is greek on the menu or extra?

12.All of the employees at the front desk of HER hotel know you by name!

In the bedroom, you're super-careful to never mention sex or money.

After 60 seconds of talking with an attractive civvie you wonder "Why am I wasting my time", or "What if I just cut to the chase and offer her $$$"

You committed a MAJOR faux pas, when you came in for a job interview and the hiring manager (a woman) said: "Have a seat; make yourself comfortable."

I_like_escorts said:In the bedroom, you're super-careful to never mention sex or money.

I laughed out loud when read this until I realized that is why I became a hobbyist :O

13.First time you sleep with your new girlfriend, she appreciates the fact you shaved your balls but can't understand why.
14.After having sex with your new girlfriend, you keep waiting for her to leave and she doesn't.
15.You keep referring to your girlfriend as "My ATF".

16. 15 minutes after sex with your SO, you ask her...'Ready to go again???'
17. You actually start paying your 'alibi' buddy for all the 'time you are spending with him at the bar'.