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shudaknownbetter 1156 reads
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Have you been reading my reviews?  I think it's industry standard.  
 
You need to read the complete reviews, at least the recent ones.
Does the review state "delivered as promised"?
Does the review include the menu you desire?
Did the reviewer have a good time?
Is he willing to repeat a visit with her?

These are what I look for.
skb

dsgall422199 reads

I have been considering checking out a provider. She has about 15 reviews but many of them sound a like. "She met me at the door in a skimpy top and gave me a hug and LFK. We talked and then headed to the bedroom..." Does that sound a little fishy??

I haven't had a date start like that in almost 4 hours

I have read MANY reviews that have began like that. It would all depend on the lay-out of her incall.

Hell i've even read a review where the girl gives you a hug,lfk,sit and talks for a 'couple',undresses you and puts you and her in the shower together. She then gives you the scrubbing of a lifetime. Afterward she dries you off entirely and 'leads you to the bedroom.

BTW; I can't wait to meet her.

WebTerrorist1613 reads

Many ladies have a standard way of greeting clients, so that will pretty much be the way most of her appointments start.

Also, that sounds like the content of the "General Details" which most clients make as vague as humanly possible.

They write them very much like the first sentence of a story instead of a general overview of the appointment, I am sure you could find 15 more ladies that have pretty much the same intro written in the same way by different clients...it is almost the default for average review.

...if she was tutoring you in math. Since you are paying her to have sex with you it doesn't sound fishy at all.

Not me. I'm paying her for her time and companionship.




(Now THAT sounds fishy.)

General Details:

She met me at the door in haircurlers and a house dress that looked like it came from the Salvation Army.

She said that she was still watching "her shows" but that I could fix her washer while I waited or go take out some bags of garbage to the curb.

I noticed that she had thawed some hot dogs in the sink for me, a thoughtful touch.

When she finally appeared in the bed room she said that she really wasn't feeling all that good, and could we get this over with quickly because she was expecting a call from someone important.


Juicy details:

(Sorry VIP only)

PM me for the rest.

(Does anyone wonder why this did't get published?)

LMAO, hot dogs thawing in the sink. You forgot to mention she was in the middle of her weekly foot callus scrape with a wood file.. Still LMAO..

SR

shudaknownbetter1157 reads

Have you been reading my reviews?  I think it's industry standard.  
 
You need to read the complete reviews, at least the recent ones.
Does the review state "delivered as promised"?
Does the review include the menu you desire?
Did the reviewer have a good time?
Is he willing to repeat a visit with her?

These are what I look for.
skb

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