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Re: PM me. I have Steven Spielberg's cell phone number. 8o)
Re: PM me. I have Steven Spielberg's cell phone number. 8o)
I do not think he is into this kind of videos. LOL
I guess you don't know Spielberg's alias on pornhub. I do not think he is into this kind of videos. LOL
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Seriously, back in the Golden Age of porn, plotted porn movies were shot on 35 mm (or 70 mm) film with very high production standards. A lot of the work, from set design and construction to directing / filming / lighting to post-production was done by Hollywood professionals moonlighting on these non-mainstream efforts, sometimes with "borrowed" high-end equipment. Some of them were well known in the biz. Naturally, I can't remember a single name right now.
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Another serious comment. I have previously posted about shaving and "fake shaving." I do like a nice smooth surface. And I have a shaving fantasy, of sorts. Because I don't think that anyone in their right mind would let me near their hoo-hah with a sharp instrument, AND because there is always the risk of micro-scratches and micro-cuts that need a day or so to close up, I have asked about lathering things up and scraping it off with a SAFE instrument: a piece of cardboard, a playing card (Queen of Hearts?) one of the those plastic scrapers that comes with the drug store depilatory, etc.. Ladies: those scraper things look safe and not sharp. True? If your Czech guest isn't up to the real thing, maybe she'll be OK with a fake shave.
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If you would like me to be there to assist the assistant, in particular with the fake shave, PM me the details of time and place.
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Good luck! Have fun!
Re: PM me. I have Steven Spielberg's cell phone number. 8o)
I do not think he is into this kind of videos. LOL
I guess you don't know Spielberg's alias on pornhub. I do not think he is into this kind of videos. LOL
.
Seriously, back in the Golden Age of porn, plotted porn movies were shot on 35 mm (or 70 mm) film with very high production standards. A lot of the work, from set design and construction to directing / filming / lighting to post-production was done by Hollywood professionals moonlighting on these non-mainstream efforts, sometimes with "borrowed" high-end equipment. Some of them were well known in the biz. Naturally, I can't remember a single name right now.
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Another serious comment. I have previously posted about shaving and "fake shaving." I do like a nice smooth surface. And I have a shaving fantasy, of sorts. Because I don't think that anyone in their right mind would let me near their hoo-hah with a sharp instrument, AND because there is always the risk of micro-scratches and micro-cuts that need a day or so to close up, I have asked about lathering things up and scraping it off with a SAFE instrument: a piece of cardboard, a playing card (Queen of Hearts?) one of the those plastic scrapers that comes with the drug store depilatory, etc.. Ladies: those scraper things look safe and not sharp. True? If your Czech guest isn't up to the real thing, maybe she'll be OK with a fake shave.
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If you would like me to be there to assist the assistant, in particular with the fake shave, PM me the details of time and place.
.
Good luck! Have fun!