I LIVE IN ITHACA,NY,TWO HOURS SOUTH OF BINGHAMTON,AND SYRACUSE,NY, THE FINGERLAKES AREA.TRYING TO FIND A MASSAGE PARLOR WOMAN,IN THIS AREA,IS LIKE TRYING TO FIND A ARIZONA CARDINALS FAN IN THE NORTH EAST.IF ANYONE OUT THERE CAN HELP ME WITH THIS INFORMATION,I SURE COULD USE IT.I SHOULD'NT HAVE TO DRIVE TWO HOURS NORTH,FOR JUST A HAPPY ENDING.

We don't do that here!

Good luck!  Unfortunately, the number of parlors, providers, and info on providers all decrease exponentially when you leave the major cities.

You can search the reviews by area code, or using Ithica as the location, but I don't expect you'll find much.

Your best bet is to post this question, without the ALLCAPS!!!! on the New York board.

Now fellow Cardinal fan, why are you so stressed?!?  This is the best time of year for us.  After two weeks, the Cardinals do not have a losing record, and are not in last place!  That's better than most years.

jazz32, a Phoencian now living in Brighton, England.

when you only get to see them play once or twice each year!

The Cardinals don't have a lock on sucking.  I'm a fan of another of those perennial pro teams that scrimmages with the local high school team, on the theory that playing someone better than you improves your game.

Thats right sweety...That really IS far for JUST a happy ending. How bout saving up, and getting MORE for your $$$....just a suggestion.

When you come from a place like Phoenix,AZ,where massage parlors are so easy to find,to come to Ithaca,where i found over 50 massage places,from the center of Ithaca,to 20 miles out.There is no way that all 50 of these places are on the up and up.I just have a passion,to have a woman to massage me.It's not just about the end of the massage,it's about the begaining and the middle too.The Cardinals have a great chance to make something happen this year because,it looks like they finaly have a running game.

END OF THE WORLD.......(STOP).....NEED HELP....(STOP)........MAYDAY MAYDAY....EOM

I work at Cornell University,and with all the hot women i see every day,someone has to love to give a massage? I hope!

Some years back I did work for an AGENCY and let me tell you, and for REAL, most of the ladies that worked there on weekends were from College/University.........
Perhaps post in your town what you are looking for.
If you post an ad, someone will answer it!