Newbie - FAQ

What is 'non GFE'?
halochee 2700 reads
posted
1 / 23

I noticed this provider says 'I do not offer GFE services'.  What does that mean?  Is she only PSE?

Also, is 34B too small?  That def seems on the small side.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=145632

mrfisher 115 Reviews 1071 reads
posted
2 / 23
seadoo69 1668 reads
posted
3 / 23

not going to be much of a kisser, mostly, I think.  Her profile says she will kiss, just not with tongue, that means no DFK.  It has nothing to do with PSE, which she probably is not either.  If you think 34B is too small, look elsewhere if you want bigger boobs.  Her 34B's look pretty nice to me, but then I like boobs, period.  Her reviews are decent except for the first one, although it appears her looks are slightly better than her performance.  My preference is to have performance at least rated as high or higher than looks.  But you need to read the reviews, look beyond the numbers.

hiddenhills 143 Reviews 1051 reads
posted
4 / 23

You'll usually find the answer to your question in the juicy details. Terms like GFE and PSE are meaningless. Everyones definition is different.  As to your question "is 34B too small"  Only you can answer that question, everyone's taste is different.

Posted By: halochee
I noticed this provider says 'I do not offer GFE services'.  What does that mean?  Is she only PSE?

Also, is 34B too small?  That def seems on the small side.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=145632

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 1492 reads
posted
5 / 23

There is more to it than initials.  Get VIP and read her reviews!

Are you seriously asking us if her boobs are big enough for you?  What do YOU like.  Most of my favs are 34A's or B's but then again I see mostly Asian girls. If you like a big rack then yes, 34b's might be too small for you but, on the other hand, she may be the best lay you've ever had.  

I know, decisions decisions.

You REALLY need to read the reviews...
Good luck, stay safe.

curt23 13 Reviews 957 reads
posted
6 / 23

Actually if he had read the details of even half her reviews he would have known for sure as each of her reviewers mentioned what she will and will not do in detail.

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 847 reads
posted
7 / 23

.... what it means for me if we're limiting it to acts (bbbj or cbj, cfs, maybe mutual massage, russian if you please, convo, drink and snacks lol).  So nice experience but not gfe.

rightonppl 29 Reviews 869 reads
posted
8 / 23

Many providers offer neither GFE nor PSE services, so if she isn't one you certainly cannot conclude that she must be the other!

HH is right that they are largely meaningless marketing terms, however that pertains more to a provider saying that she *is* GFE or PSE. When she says she does not offer GFE services, you can be pretty sure that means no french kissing, no BBBJ and no DATY.

In this case, the Juicy Details of her reviews seem to confirm it. It's a bit confusing, though, because her profile indicates the opposite: yes to DFK, BBBJ, DATY, plus more. Whenever you find such a contradiction, the Juicy Details have more credence. Here, it almost looks like her disgruntled first reviewer deliberately submitted a false profile of what he WISHED she offered (anal, rimming, facials, etc.).

If you value huge tits over everything else, then 34B will disappoint you. However, you should realize that many consider that an ideal size, and that you may be excluding women with more all-around sexiness in pursuit of a sideshow feature. But whatever rocks your socks...

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 2109 reads
posted
9 / 23

Why do any of us like what we like? Some guys see blond hair, big tits and a statuesque figure and go nuts. Me? I like short, petite exotic looking women.  I see mostly Asian and South American women.  As far as what it does for my "performance"? Well, I'm not performing, I'm having sex with a beautiful woman. I'm not putting pressure on myself to perform, just enjoy.

halochee 654 reads
posted
10 / 23

First off, I DO have VIP.  I read a couple reviews but I'm not even sure of what I do or don't want (I've never been with a provider before) so I was just looking for a second and third and so on opinion.

I'm sure 34B might be the ideal size in real life but I'm trying to find somebody that is exactly what I'm looking for.  If she was just one cup bigger, she would be perfect.  She has the right height, hair, price, looks.  Maybe I'm being too picky, but boob size is pretty important!

thisisalloneword1234 17 Reviews 1043 reads
posted
11 / 23

From my experience , providers hardly resemble their photoshopped pictures. The younger ones are close, but if they are over 30 can be quite a difference. So my point is not focus too much on details of measurements and features. Just my 2 cents..

czcodger 5 Reviews 746 reads
posted
12 / 23

What she will short you on can be anything, including items that you want and thought you were getting when you booked her and which she promised.

Enjoyment of physical attributes of a provider is dependent upon the observer. Some men fall in a camp where a provider's breast size doesn't matter as long as her looks, and body meets a hobbyist's  desires.

czcodger 5 Reviews 916 reads
posted
13 / 23

Bostonguy. Why do you chose to see the type of woman that you do? I have always had a preference for a certain look. I was a bit silent about what I liked, but have accepted my desires and realize that when I am with a provider that is my type, my performance is strong.

czcodger 5 Reviews 969 reads
posted
14 / 23

My advice to you is use reviews, BUT select the type of provider that turn you on. I am not a breast man, conversely, I am turned off by large breasts. 34B for me is perfect, as is 34A, or some 34Cs. One thing that I know is that when I am with a woman that meets my physical desires, my performance is fined tuned and I enjoy the sessions and have flashes of enjoyment for days after the sessions are done. By all means, find the provider that you desire, but take this hobbyist's advice, you have a better chance of finding one if you make your choice from among those that have solid reviews or work for a highly rated agency.

czcodger 5 Reviews 1061 reads
posted
15 / 23

I am a picky hobbyists. I have had great luck is getting a list of providers that meet my tight desires. What I assure myself of is that regardless of where I am in my side of the nation, I have a shot of spending time with a lady that I both know and who meets my desires. If the OP is disciplined and uses good common sense, he will get what he is looking for and at the same time, provide several providers with a known client and income from that client.

curt23 13 Reviews 947 reads
posted
16 / 23

Well you do need to develop some idea as to what you want yourself as all of us guys have different ideas as to what is important and what is not important in a session. GFE or not GFE is actually not important unless it relates to certain aspects of the overall session. Are you the type who would be happy with no special contact but really enthusiastic once and done type of session, or do you want a full hour even if a big part may be laying there talking type of guy. If your not sure if a B cup is too small then try a larger girl there are plenty of them out there. Also remember though that cup size is relative, my ATF is an enhanced B cup and it is more then enough to stand out on her small frame, On another Fave a B cup would look small on her but she has a much fuller shape.  Do you care if you get a BJ or if its covered  or bareback, if you don't care then ignore any statements on that point in the reviews but some guys care a lot about that. Do you want a mutual lovemaking session with DATY or just someone to have strictly sex with. There are many types of ladies out there but only you can decide what you want, If your not sure try a few different types you'll realize soon enough. The lady you pointed out has good reviews for the type of provider she is, everything covered, no DATY, no DFK, but since she realizes some guys want all that she puts out a not GFE warning.
Also as a newbie if I was seriously considering any lady I would read every review available on a one page of reviews lady, it makes your decision easier the more info you have. Good luck on your search. Also if you are a true newbie I would concentrate on finding a lady who is likely to see me, if you are not verified or have references you might have to try several ladies before you will find one to see you. The lady you asked about is not in the newbie friendly category based on what I was able to see.

rightonppl 29 Reviews 588 reads
posted
17 / 23

that she "does not offer GFE services"? On the contrary, shouldn't you appreciate her forthrightness? How can any monger for whom no DFK or BBBJ are deal breakers have reason to complain? It's too bad more providers can't be that upfront.

Considering that her menu makes her eligible for no higher than a 7 for performance, both her ratings and her reviews seem to show that her customers are getting everything they expect.

czcodger 5 Reviews 638 reads
posted
18 / 23

If a provider put it in her ad that she is not GFE, any hobbyists booking her expecting GFE has no valid reason to complain. I agree that being forthright helps everyone.

halochee 809 reads
posted
19 / 23

Guess I'll just keep looking.  That should be an option to search under on TER.  

Few comments:  I don't care about CBJ or BBBJ, or DATY.   My plan is for 2 hours (for about $700) so we have plenty of time to do a little bit of everything.  I'm wanting to play around with some light roleplay stuff (and I've always wanted to try Russian) so I'm looking for more GFE than PSE.

curt23 13 Reviews 1015 reads
posted
20 / 23

well the references thing was in one of her reviews but that as far as I know you couldn't search for anyway. Also one of the web sites listed for her was her p411 info and if your a member there all providers are shown as to whether they are newbie friendly or want you to have provider oks so I had it easier to find out. This is not to say you cant try to contact these ladies especially if its not clear about references, but if you search back on this board you should be prepared to give the lady whatever she needs and you feel comfortable with to get the meeting going.

rightonppl 29 Reviews 501 reads
posted
21 / 23

right along with her contact info: "Please have your references ready BEOFRE you call me."

halochee 828 reads
posted
22 / 23

I know, I see that now. I guess I should have said I missed the references part the first time I read it.

Posted By: rightonppl
right along with her contact info: "Please have your references ready BEOFRE you call me."

Lanforce 8 Reviews 1070 reads
posted
23 / 23

as someone pointed out - the highest score she SHOULD be eligible is a "7" on performance.

Now I'm not saying she's a bad provider - not at all.  Obviously the guys who saw her and were aware of her "no-no's" had a great time with her.  However, no DFK (contrary to what the menu says) occurred in any review, no BBBJ, no cuddling.  

However you are talking about role-playing and some other stuff.

When a girl has a long list of "I don'ts", that's generally an indication that your session is going to be by the book - great if that's what you want, but don't expect a lot of creativity or behaviour outside her boundaries.

For you and what you stated you want - I'd pass on this one.

P.S.  As to B cups - every guy has his preferences. Give me natural A's and B's over plastic C's and DD's anyday - it's all a matter of what YOU find attractive.

My .02

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