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Re: I think you meant "Ron White"
zisk 86 Reviews 992 reads
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yep, you're right.

Bill White used to announce for the Yankee games back in the 1970s. It was kind of amusing to listen to him start to get fed up with Phil Rizzuto by the ninth inning.

Randy303717 reads

I'm sure this has been asked before, but what is the reasoning behind putting money on an envelope and placing it somewhere?  Is LE going to care that you didn't hand over money but set it in the room?

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gmbrrr3009 reads

I think the idea is that the provider can theoretically claim that she never expected, requested, or accepted the money. It makes her feel safer.

Is this argument going to convince a jury? Probably not.

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removeme891468 reads

If you do a search (see the search messages button right above) and put in envelope in the search for box and search back 90 days, you'll get a bunch of results. Here is a link to a recent thread on that topic.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=41006&boardID=33&page=

Many of the answers to your questions can be found by either doing a search or reading through the newbie manual (see the link above for that - { Acronyms,and newbies' Manual })

Happy reading...

C_K

Related Link: The envelope please....

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charlie4451919 reads

Look, if you are in a situation where there's money in an envelope and there is a provider present and LE is in the mix, your ass is going to jail.

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Common Sense1658 reads

The donation in the envelope is only part of the rationale. In most areas LE wants to establish that you are exchanging money for sex, that is not cool. If the provider is unaware or does not acknowledge any money has transpired, then it is free sex and that is always cool. LMAO!

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quadseasonal1915 reads

I don't hand the money to the provider.
 I don't set it down in front of her
 I don't talk about money
 I don't talk about sex
 If she is a regular I place it down on the nightstand or table, after the sesssion
 If I have never seen her, I place the money down discretely{not in her view} either in the bathroom,or on a night stand.
 If I have never seen her before and she asks what I want, I tell her I came here for conversation.. After we talk for a minute, I start kissing her and show her what I want.

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charlie4451914 reads

The Classic way to do it. Cheers to you.

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Sexybldbbwfl2132 reads

The perfect gentleman. Very nice.

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TS Lacinta2018 reads

But, when he first walks thru the door he does show her that he brought his own condoms...Yikes!!

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zisk2084 reads

Its so hard these days to find a good envelope.

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Randy301394 reads

Do the pros here recommend chatting or something first to make sure it's not LE?  I've been putting the envelope down immediately to be in utmost compliance.

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mistabeo2457 reads

in addition to what everyone has said, imo, if you're going in for a GFE session... it would be kind of weird handing over the money for her "services."

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Paris-Bouvier1736 reads

that she requested for screening and that she's been able to verify you thoroughly, the initial meeting should go smoothly.

IMHO it is always a great way to start a session by getting to know one another first. Therefore, I recommend booking an appointment for a minimum of 1.5 hrs...so that you have plenty of play time!

As far the envelope, everyone has a different etiquette and reasons behind them. Being a GFE, I prefer that our time together NOT feel like a "Business Transaction." Therefore, what I suggest is to place the $$$ in an envelope or card labeled "Gift" and leave it in plain view. Excuse yourself to the restroom to freshen up, leaving her to be able to verify the donation discretely. I feel that counting the donation in front of the gentleman or having to ask for it, is a good way to start an awkward "business-like" session!

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quadseasonal1151 reads

"Therefore, what I suggest is to place the $$$ in an envelope or card labeled "Gift" and leave it in plain view"


  I respect your request but I always refuse the envelope deal... It just seems so LE to me..
If I am in a providers room and LE walks in and I don't have a envelope marked "gift" with my handwriting they have that much less of a case..If all involved plead the fifth..Don't lie just say NOTHING..Name only and no rank or serial number


Since I am not shy it never takes more than a minute to get to know each other..I might be dumb but I learn quick..The last time I fell for the chit chat routine I drove home three hours with blue balls since we ran out of time before I came the second time..

-- Modified on 8/30/2008 7:36:48 PM

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Paris-Bouvier1962 reads

why are you so concerned about LE? If your that leary of the lady, I'd say "pass"!

Okay, obviously you're not into chit chat, which is fine. It definitely adds a nice flavor to a session, however isn't always necessary. If she starts chatting, put something in her mouth to shut her up....your tongue or cock would do!

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quadseasonal1747 reads

"why are you so concerned about LE? If your that leary of the lady, I'd say "pass"!

Okay, obviously you're not into chit chat, which is fine. It definitely adds a nice flavor to a session, however isn't always necessary. If she starts chatting, put something in her mouth to shut her up....your tongue or cock would do!"


It has nothing to do with the ladies and only my perception of LE ..So far I have only seen well reviewed ladies. With so many cameras in Hotel lobbies I never know who might be watching and who might be watching the room I am going to.{Hotel Staff}..
I didn't mean the lady might be entrapping me with my handwriting on a envelope with cash marked gift, but if LE happens in the room they have that much more circumstantial evidence on me even if I say nothing..
Actually I like to chit chat but after I get to know her ..
I do like your recipe to stop the chit chat..

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Paris-Bouvier2272 reads

I do understand your point concerning hotels. I do my incalls out of my condo, I never use a hotel for my incall, with that being one of the reasons. Therefore, feel free to bring that "gift" to me...without the added pressures of cameras and lurkers. ;-)

Actually sweetie, the envelope doesn't mean shit...it's the content that counts. If you'd like you can just tuck it in my g-string or maybe throw it on the bed and I'll roll in it!:-)

My recipe is a sure fire way for silence (except maybe some moans!)

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quadseasonal2221 reads

My Gf is out of town so I have been spending much time on the politics board to make myself unhorny.. Now you do this to me ..

"If you'd like you can just tuck it in my g-string or maybe throw it on the bed and I'll roll in it!

My recipe is a sure fire way for silence (except maybe some moans!)"

And after I read your reviews..Stuck in Va ..Where is that transporter?

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Paris-Bouvier1485 reads

Scenario: You knock on my door and I answer in a g-string and CFMP. I welcome you in (silently) and lay a 5 minute DFK on you...while your slammed against the wall. You tuck the $$$ in my g-string...while I'm leading you to the bedroom by your cock! (I'll roll in it as soon as you get that g-string off my ass and I'm in position!)

Get your clothes packed, the transporter will be there soon!

-- Modified on 8/30/2008 9:12:04 PM

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Dave731750 reads

I'm a newbie too. I remember seeing something like that you can ask "r u a cop"? or something, and they can not say "no" if they r really LE. Is that true?
of this kind of talk is prohibited?

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luv_women1638 reads

LE can lie all they want.   If you ask them if they are a cop, they can say no, yes, strawberry, or whatever they want.

That myth that LE has to tell the truth has been disproved many times, but people still somehow believe it to be true.

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mrfisher2214 reads

That's what got Martha Stewart's ass placed in the pokey.

You have the right to remain silent....use it!

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zisk1328 reads

"I had the right to remain silent.

But I didn't have the ability."

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GaGambler1567 reads

but I still like the line.

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zisk993 reads

yep, you're right.

Bill White used to announce for the Yankee games back in the 1970s. It was kind of amusing to listen to him start to get fed up with Phil Rizzuto by the ninth inning.

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terrisummers1490 reads

i like it when its put on the bedside table, or even in my bag...

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