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DirkKnight 330 reads
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Posted By: guybeingaguy
 
 Your last sentence is  FUCKING DISGUSTING !!!  
 Your nose and mouth is licking a place where shit , piss , and turds come out !  
 Why would placing my face in a place where doo doo comes out be sexually exciting  ?  
 Are you turned on by peanuts, chocolate and undigested corn ?  
 That's fucking sick, unhealthy and unsanitary to place your tongue and face where she just passed a turd man !  
 To each his own I guess ....  
guybeingaguy, you're just a guybeingajerk, in this case. If you're that phobic, I'd suggest you seal yourself inside an airtight cocoon, to protect yourself from all the horrible things floating around in the air. We'll let you know when it's safe to come out, you pathetic troll.

MojoRizon1965 reads

So I've been wondering this for awhile...9 out of 10 times I am 69ing with a woman, it doesn't last long...maybe a minute or two before she hops off and switches positions. Now, I'm not saying I'm Don Juan at DATY, but I think I'm pretty decent. Most of these same women will let me DATY while on their backs for eternity, and they seem to have no problem giving me an extended BJ...it's just in the 69 position they never stay put lol. Is 69 generally not a comfortable position for women? Maybe the angle is ticklish? Advice from ladies or gents appreciated. :) I really love doing it, I mean who doesn't love getting head with a beautiful ass in your face??

-- Modified on 11/10/2013 6:22:44 AM

It's generally uncomfortable ... I love both separately and yea can go on and on but the position from top is difficult to get all the goodies well.

Your last sentence is  FUCKING DISGUSTING !!!
Your nose and mouth is licking a place where shit , piss , and turds come out !
Why would placing my face in a place where doo doo comes out be sexually exciting  ?
Are you turned on by peanuts, chocolate and undigested corn ?
That's fucking sick, unhealthy and unsanitary to place your tongue and face where she just passed a turd man !
To each his own I guess ....

Posted By: MojoRizon
So I've been wondering this for awhile...9 out of 10 times I am 69ing with a woman, it doesn't last long...maybe a minute or two before she hops off and switches positions. Now, I'm not saying I'm Don Juan at DATY, but I think I'm pretty decent. Most of these same women will let me DATY while on their backs for eternity, and they seem to have no problem giving me an extended BJ...it's just in the 69 position they never stay put lol. Is 69 generally not a comfortable position for women? Maybe the angle is ticklish? Advice from ladies or gents appreciated. :) I really love doing it, I mean who doesn't love getting head with a beautiful ass in your face??

-- Modified on 11/10/2013 6:22:44 AM

Its a cross between a cave, jungle and dead chicken skin.  
Have u seen a man bum hole? It's awful.

Are you Bipolar? Shall I pull up your suck ass post in NYC to Cosette to prove my point? Give it a rest or up your meds. You're beyond busted. This is the newbie board and your bs is not wanted here.

Yes , please tell me how me understanding her emotions on a bad review and also complimenting her on her writing skills has ANY correlation to this post.
That post and my response have nothing to do with sticking my tounge in a woman's asshole - not even in the same ballpark !

Please explain how "I'm busted" in hypocrisy on this ?

Two completely different subjects and my reply has nothing to do with my nose in a providers ass and the 69 position.

Your funny, lost, and ........an idiot !

Have you no sense , or life to remember every post and go back and research them ? Just damn !

So I imagine you don't like head . Going down on a woman is great you should try it sometime. Myself, there have been times I liked that more than a BJ. And if you've experienced the things you mentioned maybe  
you need to. get with providers that shower first

DirkKnight331 reads

Posted By: guybeingaguy
 
 Your last sentence is  FUCKING DISGUSTING !!!  
 Your nose and mouth is licking a place where shit , piss , and turds come out !  
 Why would placing my face in a place where doo doo comes out be sexually exciting  ?  
 Are you turned on by peanuts, chocolate and undigested corn ?  
 That's fucking sick, unhealthy and unsanitary to place your tongue and face where she just passed a turd man !  
 To each his own I guess ....  
guybeingaguy, you're just a guybeingajerk, in this case. If you're that phobic, I'd suggest you seal yourself inside an airtight cocoon, to protect yourself from all the horrible things floating around in the air. We'll let you know when it's safe to come out, you pathetic troll.

separately is better.  That way I can concentrate on pleasing her and when it's her turn to pleasure me, she can do same.  I'm not a big fan of 69, but others might be.

Swim

...difficult to enjoy and make it good for you. I enjoy 69 but I can't go very long because it is such a sensation overload I'll cum too soon.

I had a friend (she was a provider) that did not enjoy DATY so she would do 69 with her clients because she said they usually began concentrating on what she was doing to them and didn't pay as much attention to her which is what she wanted.

perform a skilled DATY and enjoy a great BBBJCIM but my preference is not at the same time.

bludive_1519 reads

Multi tasking is never a good thing and one cannot enjoy what is being done while simultaneously trying to please another in such an awkward position.

Yeah, it sounds great in theory.  But in reality...

As a chance of pace every once in a while, fine.  But 69 is awkward, especially for the one on top and unless you are both totally in sync and can give total effort, someone gets gypped.   I much prefer one at a time.

Thank you! For looks alone, sure, but not for practical purposes. I can't suck a d&ck when I am trying to get off at the same time...neither task gets 100 percent. Just get off the stupid 69 already. It's boring, impractical, and stupid for so many reasons, most having to do with NOT being able to fkin get off.

I can't stand 69. It's uncomfortable, awkward, and there's way too much shit going on at once. My ADD can't handle it.

If the body length is wrong, you can't reach.  If you don't have something under your head, you can't reach.  I was surprised when a gal I hadn't seen in a while moved into 69...  I wasn't able to reach very well & she moved so I could get my off arm under my head ( a pillow would have been better but was not available).
I think 69 on the side works rather well, the partner's lower leg becomes your pillow & yours hers...  and there's no weight on either partner.

DirkKnight367 reads

I mostly just feel sorry for all you people who can't/won't/don't enjoy 69. "Too much going on at once"? That's just sad. No, you can't concentrate 100% on two things at once, but that's not a requirement. If you're any good at it, 50% ought to be enough to get most partners close to coming, and then you can put your full concentration into it to finish up. And vice versa, if it's important that you both come the same way. But, why not just relax and enjoy it, without worrying about it?  

I agree, it doesn't work with every couple, for geometric reasons. That seems to be the problem MojoRizon is running into. You have to be the right heights relative to each other for everything to line up properly, but it can be one of the most wonderful things in the world when it does. I almost never come from it (although my partners do), but I still love it.

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