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jackmacguyver 446 reads
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Posted By: lisaluvs
Huh??? I second that sentiment..... I don't understand why you think you can't be verified if you don't write reviews??? One doesn't equal the other. About 1/2 of my circle writes reviews....the other 1/2 chooses not to. 100% have been " verified".
Thanks Lisa.  Oh shucks . . .  UR a Red Sox fan and I'm nearer Chavez Ravine than U R 2 the Mayflower.
   3000 miles apart.  I'm GUD.

Jonathan

PS looked at Ur page.  NICE spread!!!

jackmacguyver1911 reads

Ok, so most providers say they want the hobby-ist to be verified.  Here's the thing.  A gentleman NEVER kisses and tells.  So I will never write a review.   I will never discuss the specifics of what happened with a provider.  I have in the past written on ancient history and even that was not allowed to be posted by the board because it describes a real person.  So, at what point will a provider see me on faith.  Oh, and NO provider has yet been able to "get me".  It's about physiology.  A couple of drinks and a raincoat and the provider is either going to give up, be sore about the situation or see a rectangular sunrise.   So the score is like, umm . . . Providers - 0  /\  JackMacGuyver - 9.  With most every of the nine going multiple.
 (and I know).    
   So here's the proposition -  The provider that can "get me" gets a hundred and fifty rose pedals to roll in the satin sheets.  Knights in White Satin  . . .   never reaching the end  . . . and I love you, AND I LOVE YOU .  . .    Credit:  MOODY BLUES.     Yep, moody blues. What the providers sink into after we part.

To a slammin' good time,

Jonathan

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lisaluvs573 reads

Huh??? I second that sentiment..... I don't understand why you think you can't be verified if you don't write reviews??? One doesn't equal the other. About 1/2 of my circle writes reviews....the other 1/2 chooses not to. 100% have been " verified".

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Posted By: lisaluvs
Huh??? I second that sentiment..... I don't understand why you think you can't be verified if you don't write reviews??? One doesn't equal the other. About 1/2 of my circle writes reviews....the other 1/2 chooses not to. 100% have been " verified".
Thanks Lisa.  Oh shucks . . .  UR a Red Sox fan and I'm nearer Chavez Ravine than U R 2 the Mayflower.
   3000 miles apart.  I'm GUD.

Jonathan

PS looked at Ur page.  NICE spread!!!

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lisaluvs447 reads

Posted By: jackmacguyver
 
   
Posted By: lisaluvs
Huh??? I second that sentiment..... I don't understand why you think you can't be verified if you don't write reviews??? One doesn't equal the other. About 1/2 of my circle writes reviews....the other 1/2 chooses not to. 100% have been " verified".
   
 Thanks Lisa.  Oh shucks . . .  UR a Red Sox fan and I'm nearer Chavez Ravine than U R 2 the Mayflower.  
    3000 miles apart.  I'm GUD.  
   
 Jonathan  
   
 PS looked at Ur page.  NICE spread!!!

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lisaluvs470 reads

Jonathan....I wasn't suggesting myself! I meant overall "in your area", I am pretty much the norm for screening so just wanted to let you know you can still be " verified " without reviews. Just trying to help. Ty for the kind words r/t photos.  

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Posted By: lisaluvs
Huh??? I second that sentiment..... I don't understand why you think you can't be verified if you don't write reviews??? One doesn't equal the other. About 1/2 of my circle writes reviews....the other 1/2 chooses not to. 100% have been " verified".
   
 Thanks Lisa.  Oh shucks . . .  UR a Red Sox fan and I'm nearer Chavez Ravine than U R 2 the Mayflower.  
    3000 miles apart.  I'm GUD.  
   
 Jonathan  
   
 PS looked at Ur page.  NICE spread!!!

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bludive_1439 reads

Are you still in middle school????

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jackmacguyver460 reads

Oh!  The --> ONE --- thing I noticed was the creamy-ness of the alibaster.  Sooo sensual.  Most Californians have a bit of a singe.  

Just wanting to feel the smoothness of Venus' marble,

Jonathan

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clarence37567 reads

Jack (or Jonathan, for those of us closest to him) is an extraordinary stud who gives most of his (paid) lovers multiple orgasms (oh yeah, he can tell. He's Jonathan). He's not giving up any personal information because... well... because he's Jonathan, and he doesn't have to - most providers just fall into bed with him once hey get a look at his studly moves. Think about it, anybody who can quote "The Moody Blues" so freely must have women dropping at his feet.  

I'm not 100% clear on why he came to a review board to boast that he isn't gonna write any reviews, but we know he's got plenty of experience that he's not gonna share, because he has had sex with NINE (yup, that's not a typo boys and girls) women. Damn, the stories he could tell if only he wasn't such a gentleman.
And, he's got a HUNDRED and FIFTY dollars (again, not a typo) for the lucky lady who might become #10. Hell, don't tell London, she'll drive up from Florida.

Got it now?

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jackmacguyver522 reads

150 is the TIP  above and beyond . . . the donation.

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clarence37454 reads

BTW, judging from jackie's comment on my post, I got everything right but the tip :-)

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perfectstorm406 reads

And yes, it looks like your translation of Jonathan's post was spot on. I am impressed.
Wait. Can I call him Jonathan? Not sure I'm close enough. ;)

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London Rayne425 reads

I generally require my suitors to be able to articulate beyond a 3rd grade level, but sure...I will take his money provided he does not talk the entire time. :)

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jackmacguyver422 reads

" I was caught in London Rain swimming through apologies  . . . . S o o r r r r y y,  Riding on the Metro  . . . " ,  Berlin.

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FlaSailorRon556 reads

Why is this on the newbie board?
How does it assist anyone?
Really? None of the ladies you were with got you off and you offer an extra $150 to the one who does? Wouldn't it be cheaper to see a doctor that specializes in sexual disfunctions than try multiple girls?
Why are you on a review board?

I'm so confused?

Other than all my questions, I got nothing from this post.  My apology, 3rd negative post I ever made.

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JoeBanzai469 reads

This guy needs more than a Doctor for sexual dysfunction my man!

Posted By: FlaSailorRon
Why is this on the newbie board?  
 How does it assist anyone?  
 Really? None of the ladies you were with got you off and you offer an extra $150 to the one who does? Wouldn't it be cheaper to see a doctor that specializes in sexual disfunctions than try multiple girls?  
 Why are you on a review board?  
   
 I'm so confused?  
   
 Other than all my questions, I got nothing from this post.  My apology, 3rd negative post I ever made.

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London Rayne524 reads

No one is going to risk their life for you...no smart person anyway. When we say we want verification, we are not asking you to tell us you fked your last provider in the ass and came on her face. We are asking who you have seen (no details) so we can contact her and she can vouch for you as not being LE or a total nut job, and the last one I am already having doubts about.  

If you don't want to play by the rules, don't play.

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looking64540 reads

Did someone say EGO

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jackmacguyver421 reads

What's LE?   I don't know the rules.  What are the rules?  Oh, and an update,  Providers 1 /\ JackMacGuyver 10.  Provider, "Please come again!", and she got the tip.  And is on her way to Vegas.   And I can't read the 7 new messages so what's the point in sending them to me?  Here are some rules I've run into:  Don't mess up my makeup.  NO kissing on the mouth.  NO fingers inside.  Don't kiss me there.  NO bareback anything!  Not sooo deep!  Close the door.   No swimming!   I  _still_  LV U!  Jst Bcs Ur Venus!

& a bunch more I can't recall right now.

Jonatha

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JoeBanzai459 reads

I now know what that "ignore" button was invented for.

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keystonekid491 reads

so you don't find such negativity in the providers you see.

BTW, then you can read those 7 messages.

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London Rayne440 reads

with the exception of bareback sex, and some do that. LE is Law Enforcement. Look, things are not how they used to be in regards to hiring a provider. You don't just call up some random agency that does not screen for shit, and sends the girl over in 10 min. (well ok, sure some of those might still exist, but it's not the norm). Now, we Indy as in Independent providers require what is known as SCREENING, which protects us from being arrested, robbed, raped, or killed. So, nothing personal against those who don't want to go through this process, but your options of finding a quality provider greatly decrease when you are not willing to offer up any information.

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FlaSailorRon411 reads

And not there are still plenty of those agencies around, mostly in big cities, but some in smaller places too.  Advertised in papers and still found in yellow pages.  Not all people can be educated enough to use reputable providers and agencies that screen, or do research.  May have to pass this newbie up as a lost one.

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London Rayne480 reads

True, the yellow pages in Nola are full of escort ads, but they do screen. I mean they don't screen like we do, but they do call the hotel and verify the guy in room 3465 is Jim Brown, and google his cell number ha ha.

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