Newbie - FAQ

Re: how to talk on the phone?
literbike 1010 reads
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Asking those kind of questions on the phone = hang up

how are hobbyists supposed to ask a provider what's on the menu via telephone? sometimes even the well reviewed providers upsell or rip off. basically how do i make a sure bet?

now for someone with only 2 reviews how do you know what some of the well reviewed ladies do? have you seen a great deal of well reviewed Ladies?

First off if you  read their reviews that in itself should tell you whats what.

Try pming her other reviewers ask them how all went.

its not rocket science.

Read reviews, pm reviewers, never ask what's on the menu over the phone.

You    DO   NOT    ask on the phone. Nor in e-mail. Ever. Period.

This is exactly what reviews are for. Pay the $20 for VIP (compare it to $$$ down the tube even one time, and the value of VIP becomes clear). Then read, read some more, and research.

Read the entire review, not just the general details. Look for ladies with multiple reviews. At least half a dozen or more. Click on the reviewer names and find out how many reviews the guy has written.

If she has only a few reviews, and those who reviewed her have few reviews to their credit, put her on your favorites list and keep an eye on her reviews until she has more of a history.

That is as close to a sure bet as it gets. Whatever menu items you place a premium on, look for ladies with reviews that specifically mention those menu items, not once but several times. If your menu preferences involve things like DFK, BBBJ, and DATY, be sure you are freshly shaved and clean. She won't want to swab your tonsils if you have dragon breath, she won't want you dining if you last shaved three days ago, and if you aren't fresh, she's going to reach straight for a condom before she goes venturing in the nether regions.

Hope this helps and good luck :)

with any decent provider, that is grounds for cutting off all contact.

I've never had a decent provider upsell or rip me off.

here on the Newbie Board.  Never discuss rates or services.  You are paying for a lady's time only.  

Get VIP and read the details in the reviews.  If most reviews say BBBJ then it is a safe assumpion that she offers BBBJ.  Etc.

shudaknownbetter1152 reads

I think you could benifit from re-reading the newbie manual.  For the benifit of others, the link is n red at the top of this board.  I hope you have invested the time to read back several pages on this board, so that there is no question you do not know the answer to.  Then read a bit on the other boards, just to build your knowledge.  I want to point out the local "regional" boards drop down menu to your left.  All this is FREE.

Then, you are ready to shop.  I suggest you start here on TER.  You'll need VIP & read the actual detailed reviews of several likely candidates.  Yes, all of them, or at least the whole last page.  Just because a provider states "TER REVIEWED" in an ad does not mean the reviews are GOOD!  
Before I found TER, I had one terrible time.  When I joined I looked up the reviews & found several who described the same.  I guess the provider thinks guys are too cheap or too stupid to read the reviews.  

The cost of VIP is way less than one bad experience, one wasted opportunity, one scam...  

Happy Hobbying,
skb  

literbike1011 reads

Asking those kind of questions on the phone = hang up

You don't ask. I have been dissapointed by one well reviewed provider, but that one lone exception was what it was, an anormal event. Good providers will not book you if you ask them to describe what is offered during a session.

that is not advisable.  Take the time to do 3 things:  a) read the provider's website and see what is available and if there is an additional donation for certain events, b) invest in V.I.P. which gives you access to revies, c) as a V.I.P. , you can also send a P.M. To one or two of her recent reviewers and ask them about what was offered.

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