Well I have been seeing this piece of heaven for about a year.
I had long dates and a few dinners. I know that is the way to see if your chemistry clicks. It does!
What I want to do now is have an over night with her. She is quite willing too, She has 2 of the best sets of lips firm, delicious and wanting. Her natural sugar plums are to die for well formed, with the best pointer sisters.
She works in the same city I live in.
The problem is I don't travel and need a good excuse not to be home for a night.
I would really be indebted if some one clever gives me a good excuse for this special night to come true
Thank you!

My advice is Dont Do It, unless you really want a divorce.  This would send off alarms if it's really out of the ordinary.  Use the big head on this one.

but, in case there's no talking you out of it.  Here are some gambits that I have used or heard of over the years:

1.  Are you in a line of work where their are sometimes field operations that have to be done at night, such as construction?  If so, then you can say you are needed overnight to supervise same.  I'm in construction and used this one a few times.

2.  Do you have a friend or family member who will cover for you saying that they needed you to watch their kids, etc.?  (This one is kind of risky as the wife could end up saying something to them later and catching you in some kind of lie.

3.  How about day time?  Take a vacation day, and see the gal during the day instead of night.  I've done this several times and it is even more fun than night time.

4.  This is a variation of number one where a friend calls you at home at around 8 PM saying there is a big emergency at work and the boss wants every one in right away to work on some project due in the AM, and you go sneak off to see your hot babe.

They are all high risk, so be completely meticulous in your planning if you do decide to try it.  I managed to get away with it several times.

Big question is whether your wife is the suspicious type.  If so, then that's very tough because women can be incredible detectives.  My wife was more the naive type.



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That's a divorce waiting to happen. Even the dinner dates.....never know who's 4 tables over. Stick with the 1-2 hour visits.

Bulldog: in addition to Artrides excellent advice, I'd only add that the law of diminishing returns may kick in with an overnight session.   You may think you're going to fuck all night, but most providers establish a certain number of hours of sleep with any overnight session.  

So now the question becomes: How much $$$ are you willing to spend for the privilege to lie unconscious next to Miss ATF?  Like you, I enjoy spending extra time with a beautiful girl, but I prefer to be awake when that happens. Long ago I established a personal rule--I sleep at home with my SO. That rule has saved me a lot of $$$.   --z

Does your wife ever go visit her sister?   Does your wife go to HER family reunions?   If you make a big change to your routine, it's asking for trouble.  I hope your dinners are room service or out of town.  There's too much risk in public dates if you are married.

it's too risky.  Unless you can live on half your income, I'd say don't do it.  Also, remember, she is not your girlfriend, she's a working girl and loves the $ you spend on her.  These gals are great actresses, keep that in mind too.

Not knowing more info about your job, etc, it's very difficult to even suggest a reason for being away from home overnight.

Swim

why not start in the am and go all day and act like its nightime..

can you get away from work without SO knowing? Just make sure she understands you must answer the cell if it rings and to be quiet. Most of of us know this..

If you cant get away with this easily, I would not risk it. Who can have any type of fun if you are worrying the whole time.

Be the loving HB (Horny Bastard) and send the SO to a weekend get away.

Of course the day you take off from work without her knowledge will be the day your wife visits you at the office for a quick surprise lunch.

In the long run it might be cheaper and better for you to find out why you are doing what you are doing if "The problem is I don't travel and need a good excuse not to be home for a night."