What is some of ur favorite/best excuses, Im new to the game and am running out of excuses

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... a client called and his computer is down.

... I'm going to the gym to work out.

... I'm meeting the guys for a drink.

... I'm playing golf today. (don't forget to take your clubs)

... I'm going to the shooting range to pop off a few rounds.

... I'm going to Costco to pick up a few things. (that's good for a few hours)

... I'm take your car to get it washed.

the gym is one of the best because you come back smelling all nice after taking a shower.

I guess that's why the wifey is an ex now.

Were you?

yea my endeavors takes a bit more than 2-3 hrs but im from podunk town alabama with pretty much no choice. I to drive to new orleans, PCOLA or Biloxi for prime time pussy... thats when the excuses get complicated: being gone for at least 3-4 hrs at a time

What ever it is, it must be a normal activity for you...  NOT something you only do to sneak away.  If you play golf...  on an eratic schedule...  who would know one more or less.  If you go to the gym often, no one would be surprised if you went there.  I suggest creating a random schedule since deviations get noticed.  

It helps if it's an activity she doesn't like...  say mountain climbing to explain those scratches on your back!  LOL!  

Some interesting ideas on this recent thread.

gambling loses.

"I'll be back by sundown, going riding on the Harley."