Went to an AMP yesterday, and had a frustrating/disappointing experience and need some help figuring out what I did wrong.  

THis was my first time visiting one, although I've seen a number of escorts.  Picked out my girl, and she asked for $80 for the hour.  I got undressed and I wanted to ask if she was full service, or at least happy ending/blow job, but I can't just ASK that question.  So I hinted around, asked if she would massage every muscle, and told here i wasnted the "full" experience.  Never would say any specific act.

I got naked and laid on the table face down.  She covered by bottom with a towel and she gave me a great massage, keeping me most covered with a towel the entire time, but when she did my upper thighs she may have grazed the boys once or twice.

She did the massage, including a very erotic piece where she lightly touched my body with fingertips and hair.  Then, after covering me up with a steamed towel and walking across my back, she had me turn over and she massaged my front, rather quickly, keeping my privates covered the entire time.  At the conclusion, she said "my work is done" then, standing at the head of the table leaned over, me and rubbed me for another minute or two, putting her breasts and hair in my face (she was fully clothed, t-shirt and shorts).  

It almost felt like she was waiting for me to say a key word or do something (i did not remove the towel from my privates).  I did the "jack off" motion and she said, that's not my job" and also alluded that it was too late (we were past the hour).  I told her I enjoyed the massage but was disappointed, and she said she was disappointed too (of course she might have just been disappointed in me thinking she was their to jack me off).

So, did I just misread the situation and she was just a no happy ending rub down girl?  Or did I need to do something like take my towel off, or be explicit?  Should I have given her a big tip up front?  I don't get to an AMP, well, ever, but will probably get to another one, and if so, would like to know better amp manners.

Oh, the massage was worth $80.  I've been ripped off for more for worse.

When I was a legit massage therapist my rates were $85 an hour when working from my home and the prices were REDICULOUSLY higher at the spa (more like FBSM rates... $140 for 50 minutes).

When what you are looking for, a FBSM, is being offered at the average price for an hour legit massage at an AMP, I would say something along the lines of "I am calling with regard to your full body sensual massage. What are your rates?". That way, if they say "Oh we don't do that" OR "Massage is $80 and our deluxe hour is $180" (something to that effect), you can save yourself the disappointment.

If you weren't disappointed with the quality of the massage for $80/hr, you didn't get ripped off.

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You have tip on top of that to get the good stuff.

You have to realize also that these days these gals are rightfully concerned about being busted.  The heat is on them like never before.

That said, it does look like you got some mixed signals, especially the hair thing.

It may be that she is wanting to see if you come back again and become a regular.  More than once I have come back to see someone who did only a massage the first few times before more was offered.

AMPS are not for the impatient.

Try this however:

When you flip over, try to make eye contact.  If she will make eye contact with you, smile and say something like:  "You are very beautiful."  If you get a broader smile then move on to the bold:  "Would you like a generous tip?"  Now, the question has been put as boldly as possible.

She will either frown and shake her head, or nod and maybe ask what you have in mind.

From there just offer what you think is a fair amount for whatever it is you want.

My experience is that this happens only about 2/3 of the time, at least on the first go round.

One gal flat out told me that she would not do anything like that until she got to know me better.  So I kept pursuing her.  That was over ten years ago and she is still one of my all time best favorites.

Sloppy writing on my part.  I intended to mean that I didn't get what I was looking for, but what I got was definetly worth the $80

Here's the answer an AMP veteran gave when asked about the AMP protocol:

"You're supposed to spread your legs when they get down to the ass and inner thigh. So when she was down there, I spread em a bit and she was like "You want handjob?" in the most awesome, stereotypical asian masseuse accent."