Posted By: mrfisher
I knew there was some reason to keep that US Breast Inspector Card around.
I've posted a few "first reviews" and worried about the info I put into creating the Profile. Unfortunately, in the BEST of cases, you forget a lot of unnecessary details (tattoos? I forget. piercings? I forget. Hair length? Sort of long but I forget if it was shoulders, mid back or ass length. Beautiful eyes, yesss. NQNS ... yesssssssssssss!), esp if you wait a few days to write the review.
Then, some of us, me included, are inept at measuring things without bringing our tool box (laser level, plumb line, acoustic tape measure, surveyor's tripod, ...). Besides, I can only guess a cup size based on alleged comparisons. I mean, there's girth and there's "size". You can be 30D (thin body; big boobs) or 42A (big body, tiny titties), right?
So that got me thinking about another item for the tool box, the TER tool box, that is. TER should market the hobbyist's combo measuring tape cup size meter. It would have to be small, portable and discreet. That way, we'd be sure to get it right, whether writing the first Profile or correcting old Profiles.
Or, the ladies could have a small piece of paper with "vital info" (Profile info) that she could slip to the gent as he is leaving with a not TOO obnoxiously suggestive "Here's my info if you need it for my first review and Profile. XOXO."
If TER starts selling my tape - cup measuring device, I want a share of the profits.