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OT All alone on my birthday...
GrumpyOldJazz 7494 reads
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1 / 26

It's tough living in a foreign country, with no family and few friends, on your birthday.  It is even tougher when you realize that you are now the same age that your father was when you graduated from high school.  What is even worse is not having lined up a special diversion for the day, and no one available at the last minute.  So to bring this personal pity party back on topic - always plan ahead!!!

Happy birthday to me,

jazz32

anon7658849 1496 reads
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2 / 26
hockeypuck77 18 Reviews 1066 reads
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4 / 26

Happy Birthday Jazz.  I hope you have a great day (and run into some special lady to spend some time with).

DC. 51 Reviews 915 reads
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5 / 26

set something up for tomorrow which will be today somewhere else and then call that your birthday.

If I was in London right now, I'd know who I'd call - she posted on a few threads yesterday and looks like she'd be a great birthday present.

Alex_Lombardi See my TER Reviews 1942 reads
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6 / 26

Enjoy your day and use today as a reminder that you are alive and kicking to enjoy another year :)

- A.L.

HaleyOrlando See my TER Reviews 1542 reads
posted
7 / 26

You are such a sweetie to all of us and hope someone gives you your birthday spanking before the days over...

Choose your weapon well Jazz !

feather, tongue, hand, paddle, flogger

Whatever you choose have fun

Kisses Haley

GrumpyOldJazz 1079 reads
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8 / 26


END OF MESSAGE

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 1319 reads
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9 / 26

Not that it's any consolation but I've had my birthday parade rained on before and I know how it feels.   Have a great day anyway....and start planning ahead for next year!

RRO2610 51 Reviews 1155 reads
posted
10 / 26

sympathy for your situation, and empathy in respect to your poor planning.

Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 1055 reads
posted
11 / 26

I am surprised you didn't plan some time with a  hot lady from London.  Spending your birthday alone is NO fun!

If you were here (or I were visiting), I'd TOFTT (see "Acronyms,and newbies' Manual" if you don't know what this means) and BLOW out YOUr candle!!!

Sinfully Sinthia



-- Modified on 11/16/2008 10:58:56 AM

Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 1218 reads
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12 / 26

Jazz did not get your message as he is hiding out in his home, with his windows and doors barred and locked.. Since the postman was not able to deliver the package, its being "returned to sender!"

charlie445 3 Reviews 1992 reads
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14 / 26
removeme89 6 Reviews 1153 reads
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15 / 26

And a big thanks for all you do (and have done) to make the Newbie board the wonderful place it is.
Karma will see to it that you are justly rewarded, even if it didn't happen on your Birthday...
;)

C_K

Dingus15 8 Reviews 1430 reads
posted
16 / 26

your local watering hole......bring a computer and plan for next weekend......it's all good.

sweetnicole1 See my TER Reviews 1228 reads
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17 / 26

Happy Birthday Sweet Jazz...Yesterday was my sons 18th birthday. My how time flies.  Only one more to go and I will be free!!!!Lol   (I know its only a fantasy but it's whats keeping me going)

Well happy b-day birthday boy!

Nicole

mrfisher 108 Reviews 1396 reads
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18 / 26
Sinful1 See my TER Reviews 1599 reads
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20 / 26


The Sex God of the Zodiac has quite a lot to live up to! The Scorpion does just that, thank you very much. The sexual prowess and drive of those born under this sign is legendary. Scorpions smolder with every come-hither look, alluring wink of an eye and mysterious stare. If you want to ride a tiger to an emotional and sexual crescendo, jump on the curvy back of the sleek Scorpion. The Scorpio lover has an almost hypernatural libido, and loves giving sensual pleasure, although receiving it is nice, too. Variety as the spice of life is the golden rule here, and Scorpio loves to choreograph the scene for maximum mutual satisfaction. Any lover stepping into this lair best be ready, since keeping up is a must. Scorpions adore a lover who can go on forever, the perfect gift for this truly sexual being. If that lover brings some toys along, things will be tied up oh-so-neatly. Ooh.

Blackbeltxxx 13 Reviews 1145 reads
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21 / 26

If I was there, I'd buy you a pint or two, or maybe three.  Oh hell let's just get pissed.

GrumpyOldJazz 1658 reads
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22 / 26

I came across an ad for my favorite UK dynamic duo.  They quote me in their profile!!!  http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=505171  (Honest, I never saw this before today!!!)

Come Wednesday, jazz won't be so grumpy, and will celebrate his birthday in style!!!

SMILING JAZZ!!!

-- Modified on 11/17/2008 4:21:15 PM

OldFollowmePhilosopher 1191 reads
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23 / 26

45 is a distant memory for me.

On the eve of the day of the marmot (aka birhtday bowl)
I shall see 59, I hope.

A belated Happy  Birthday to ya


Thahnk You
XLIII = 4

LadyJayLa See my TER Reviews 1486 reads
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24 / 26
LadyJayLa See my TER Reviews 983 reads
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keystonekid 114 Reviews 887 reads
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26 / 26

you don't have to celebrate your b-day on the actual day.  Set something up for this coming weekend and enjoy.  You deserve it!!!

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