For much less than what you spent, you could have had a quality provider spend at least an hour with you and have guaranteed results. As to your comment that strippers are probably cleaner, personally I think you are dead wrong there. If you want a lap dance, find a provider that will do that for you, and you will also get much more.
But if you want to throw your money away on strippers, go right ahead, however, I think you are just doing that, throwing it away.
Good luck
you should start seeing escorts. While your age will cause some issues, trying to take home strippers from a club will just cost you plenty of $, which you obviouly realize. The topic of strippers is often discussed on the newb board and also the Vegas board. Try doing a search of the topic. In the meantime start by reading the newbie self help manual, back on the main page of this board. Upper right corner, near the life preserver. Once you've read that, try lurking on your local regional board.
Depending on what city you're in, you can do a lot better for a lot less. Good luck
or unless the clubs were lousy, and it sounds like both were the case.
Strip clubs are a completely different experience from escorts. You can't compare them on services any more than you can expect an escort to provide a full evening of social and erotic stimulation and surprise. $460 for two days of that isn't crazy. Except that you weren't getting it if you were bored.
Taking a stripper home isn't a matter of technique so much as asking the right stripper at the right club. For that, you need to do some research on a different board that focuses on strip clubs.
we may have done the strip club scene once but, now that we have discovered this new world of hobbying, I for one have not been in a strip club since.
The ladies you find here on TER are quality providers, not your corner street walker. They are just that, ladies; who deserve to be treated well and you will be rewarded ten-fold if you act like a gentleman.
I too don't waste my time in strip clubs. Have not been in one in over fifteen years.
After getting bored with strip clubs (and getting fleeced at one in Vegas) I found this site and have never looked back. Much better to spend that $460 on for an hour at $300 followed by a nice big steak dinner, a bottle of wine, and a good night's sleep!
2 + sessions, full hour GFE for that.
Yes, a lot of times you can take a stripper home... but that costs even more. Strippers are used to selling everything piece meal... we call an upsell. A provider is (should be) one price all inclusive.
If you want to get laid, yes, you spent too much and I'm guessing didn't get laid.
As another poster said you could have seen two different providers and had sex with both of them for what you spent.
Strip clubs are a different thing. When I spent a lot of time in strip clubs 460 in two days was about right. It really depends on what you want. With providers (escorts) you know you will have sex. With strippers, maybe, maybe not. But in a club you can stay for hours for what an hour costs with an escort.
Strippers probably cleaner?! Don't bet on that. Yes, there is a way to take a stripper home. Ask, she may say yes. It's possible she'll act like yes all the while taking your money and never follow through. She may tell the boss and get you thrown out. Or she may say no. It's a real crap shoot. With a provider you know going in what to expect.
Read all the stuff in the Self-Help center (upper right of the page on this board). Read back on the newbie board. There is a lot of useful info right here to help you get started with seeing an escort.
Especially when I sent you an incredibly detailed PM with all sorts of specific things to do and say, that have landed me plenty of sex with strippers.
just wonderin!
HalfHour
This is a stupid question and a baseless presumption on your part. Strippers "cleaner" than escorts? Dude, NOT the ones that will go home with you for money!
Is there a way to take a stripper home? Well, offer her money and see what happens. You will either get slapped, thrown out or get lucky. There is no magic trick but paid sex is paid sex. You just need to find someone who is selling.
If you want to be teased by a tight body and a pretty face, stay with strip clubs.
You could have gotten grad students in college, young professionals making a little on the side, ect. Your belief that strippers are cleaner is just that. My guess is that any of the types of women that I mentioned are not only cleaner, but are more interesting also. Educate yourself on finding providers that meet your needs. Once you become good at making selections, you won't find any reason to ever step in a strip club again, other than attend bachelor parties. Even at bachelor parties, you will be the wiser one of the bunch.
When we were first dating went to a strip club with his buddy...
Called me Drunk off his A##
He spent 1,200 all billed to the company acccount..
between drinks and the VIP room..
He had a great time.
Alll I could say was. I hope she F@@ed the hell out of you more then once.
All he could say was.. he had a great time and he got off at least twice...
Do whatever works for you..
It seems silly to me
But, I would have loved to have been there to watch.....
