Newbie - FAQ

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footballcoach 5282 reads
posted
1 / 14

Silly sounding question, I realize, but what do guys do with the condom afterward?  i.e. I want to make sure it is disposed of as it obviously contains identifying material or could be used for other nefarious purposes.

Wandering Wilbury 2874 reads
posted
2 / 14

I'd expect that's what most providers do anyway, though.  But what exactly is your concern here?

"Identifying material"? "Other nefarious purposes"? Do you think she's going to send it to a DNA lab and forward the results to... LE? Your SO? Perhaps save it, and artifically impregnate herself? And then go after you for child support?

No disrespect, but does anyone else have a mental picture of Gen. Ripper carrying on about "precious bodily fluids"?

Seriously, what are you worried about here?

SolaLove See my TER Reviews 3144 reads
posted
3 / 14

flush it or find a new hobby!

Nefarious purposes?  Thinking turkey baster?  Think the ladies risk of AIDS.  There are better options.  Thinking blackmail?  Most ladies do not have the technology to prove your semen is yours... what are they going to threaten to do?  Send a sample to your wife?  I'd be much more leery of hidden cameras.

A lady may think you're a nut case if you insist on taking the condom with you wondering what *your* intent is.

Kathy of 48th St 2552 reads
posted
4 / 14

lol. Flush it or take it with you if you are that scared.

WebTerrorist 3226 reads
posted
5 / 14

for the Sola Love Used Condom and Spooge Collection at the Washington State Museum of the Really Icky?

What about the cloning experiments? Don't tell me you aren't trying to create a race of super hobbyists through refinement and cloning of their collected DNA samples?

OK...but you have to save the ones from the really wierd guys for Perve DNA Database the FBI is creating right?

You couldn't possibly be trying to tell me that ladies in this business don't have specially created refirdgerated rooms added to their homes for the sole purpose of keeping each and every condom they have ever encountered so that they can some day impregnate an army of women to bring down the economy by having millions of women all at once file for child support from hundreds of thousands of men....I am sorry that's too far fetched to believe...I know what you ladies are really up to.  *smirk*

SolaLove See my TER Reviews 2585 reads
posted
6 / 14

I have plenty of DNA samples from the hairs in the bedsheets and the fingerprints I lift off the glasses.  No expensive refridgerated room necessary!

SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 1946 reads
posted
7 / 14

Well coach, I hang onto them. When I get to 365, I plan on making them into a tire and calling it a Goodyear.

(Kidding!)

Tori Of Atlanta 2523 reads
posted
8 / 14

Believe it or not I have had a few clients that were concerned when they first established a visiting routine.......

I simply placed their used item in a baby wipe and whipped out a zip lock bag for them to carry out in their pocket as they did the exit thing ......   (later one actually commented that he felt better about his "evidence" being left behind where he knew I would dispose of it as opposed to it being in a public trash can)

It might seem hard for some to believe but this is a common thought with newbies.....  as always I would just encourage you to know your provider and her reputation. (*I wouldn't advise flushing this evidence as it might back up the plumbing and the guilty evidence might then be even more of a focal point when the plumber has to deal with it*)  

~Just so that you know.... there are providers who actually make part of the "clean up" a catering type event~

Just my thoughts..... kisses ~Tori

vallen 11 Reviews 2553 reads
posted
9 / 14

When I first learned to hobby, I was taught it was a nice thing to do if you took care of all the "evidence" of your fun. So, I take a zip-lock into which I put wrappers, condoms, Wet Ones, etc. I take it for orderly disposal. One less thing for the provider to do, no evidence for hotel staff, and no paranoia on my part. Everybody wins. Once again, listen to your mother, and pick up your mess, leaving things the way you found them.

SolaLove See my TER Reviews 1903 reads
posted
10 / 14

However, I make it my business to "clean up" as nicely as possible.  A caress makes Jimmy disappear without notice, a fresh towel, a mutual shower...

One less thing for the fellow to do.
AND he doesn't have to worry about forgetting to take it out of the glove box and throwing it away before getting home.  I'd imagine that's much more difficult to explain than the strange numbers you forgot to wipe from the cell history lol!

Either way,
listening to your mother is often good advice.
; )

Yabe 3 Reviews 2030 reads
posted
11 / 14

Hey there coach.  I wondered what the hell to do with mine as well.  Garbage can, flush.. what.  I learned.  Recently I had a girl in Vegas who was truly full service.  When we finished she says "stay right there, don't move".. I'm thinking "well alright".. she emerges from the bathroom with a clean warm wet towel and in one fail swoop she solves the entire problem.  Very good provider imho.  Let the ladies take care of you, that's what you're paying them for.  If you don't think you can trust them, do your homework and find one you can..

Best to you

Yabe

SinsOfTheFlesh See my TER Reviews 2864 reads
posted
12 / 14

As long as your provider's name is not Monica, you will probably be safe :o)

rockhard 140 Reviews 3289 reads
posted
13 / 14

Tori is right about the plumber.

I've heard of several stories from embarassed girls providing incall in their own place, have a backed up toilet, a plumber comes out to snake the toilet and dozens of used condoms appear in the bowl...

You may think you're flushing the condoms away but all it takes is one to snag in the pipe and it can snag a lot more......

something to think about

Oh and Tori-love those black thigh highs on you:
Mucho Calienté!

RH

vallen 11 Reviews 2299 reads
posted
14 / 14

I suppose it is a two-way street, with 2 heads being better than one. We're all adults, and we should all be taking responsibility. We all want to have a fun, safe, and profitable time.

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