Newbie - FAQ

Advice for Newbies about Hobbying
numbnuts11 7393 reads
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As a male who has been out with a few ladies here are my suggestions to the newbies.

1.Always shower before your session, alot of women appreciate this and for the most part you'll get a better session. No lady wants a session with a guy who smells like shit. Scrub that ass area really well and crotch area properly with #2 sandpaper if necessary.Make sure it's squeaky clean!!!!!

2.Brush teeth, floss and rinse mouth with some mouthwash before a session. No lady wants to see anyone with bad breath. See a dentist if you have rotten teeth or no teeth.

3.Most Ladies have sensitive noses quite similiar to bloodhounds and can smell nastiness from a mile away.

4. Smelly toes, no lady wants to be around any guy with smelly toes. Always dry between toes after showering and apply foot powder between the toes to prevent smelly toes and smelly shoes.

From my experiences alot of ladies appreciate a clean, respectful guy, and will want to keep you as a regular.

Finally it is classless to haggle over rates. If a lady appreciates you as client who is clean, considerate and respectful then most times she will cut you a discounted rate to see you as a regular. It's all up to her!!!!!!!

-- Modified on 1/2/2006 5:01:07 PM

AnyOneNormalAnymore 5567 reads
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2 / 14

Make sure that you get tested and know your Hiv status. A good provider will ask you this before she offers BBBJ or allows you to do daty. Semen left on a newspaper for fews days turns the newspaper red, that means semen contains blood. Makes you wonder if you should consider a CBJ as newbie and migrate to BBBJ when both a provider and client know there status.

mentalmidget 7075 reads
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3 / 14

I have what I like to call my hobby kit.
Contains:
Corkscrew ( I always bring wine )
2 wine glasses
Lube
Tooth brush and paste
Mouth wash
Deodorant
Finger nail clippers
Cologne
Disposable razor
Shaving cream
Throw away cell phone
Levitra
And the most important extra condoms
Keep it in the trunk of my car so I’m always prepared. I don’t have an SO but if you do maybe not a good idea
Any thing else I need to add?

keystonekid 114 Reviews 5700 reads
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4 / 14

candles and matches.  Sets a good atmosphere.

BBrain 55 Reviews 4373 reads
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rentagirl 4 Reviews 5095 reads
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6 / 14

Condoms are weakened by extreme temperatures, which can cause breakage. It is probably not a good idea to keep them in the trunk very long.

I am a fatso 5107 reads
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7 / 14

Cookies, cupcakes, duct tape, and a baseball bat.

Rocky Balboner 3844 reads
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8 / 14

And don't forget...No burping or farting, especially in her face...Unless she's into that sort of stuff.

bikebryan 18 Reviews 3750 reads
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9 / 14

Um,

Do I even want to know how you know that semen, left on a newspaper for a few days, turns it red?  I mean, who shoots a load on a newspaper, then leaves it laying around a few days to see what happens?

Cynicalman 4436 reads
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10 / 14

I got all that metrosexual shit down however ironically one aspect I love about the hobby is I can dress like shit, leave the house with 3 days beard growth and not even think about combing my hair until I definitely have plans to see a gal.
Then BAM! shit, shower, shave, brush and boogy. Before coming to the hobby every time I left the house I was concerned with the way I was dressed and looked for fear of by chance meeting an agreeable civvie that might want to horizontal mambo. Now I have a cell phone full of agreeable ladies and I needn't worry about my appearance until I've called and booked an appointment.
Some may call it lazy or even slovenly. I call it Freedom.

BBrain 55 Reviews 4685 reads
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11 / 14

. . . so I'll be home for a light lunch and scrub myself inside and out.

By the way, I always fix lunch and bring it to my ATF. She loves it.

BBrain 55 Reviews 4354 reads
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12 / 14

. . . look at her like she's guilty.

-- Modified on 1/5/2006 5:56:25 AM

Stogiemanedu 43 Reviews 5392 reads
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13 / 14

One last thing after all this great advice......
Don't forget to bring your Dick and your money.

AnyOneNormalAnymore 4985 reads
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I had some paper towels down and overshoot the load. Did not realize until a few days later about the color change in the newspaper.

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