Maybe you'll want to get in trouble, but down to business.

Ads can be posted on your local board or local boards of cities you might be touring.

The basic rule is not more than one ad in a seven day period, and any link to a site of yours must have the TER logo.

There's more to it than that and you really should take time to read the self help manual which you will find linked on this page.

It has a lot of advice on how to use TER for your benefit.

Otherwise, prepare to drop them draws and lay down over my lap young lady.