Brazilian = black Caramel = black Chocolate = black Cuban = black Ebony = black Egyptian = black Ethiopian = black Exotic = black Hawaiian = black Mocha = black Mulatto = black Nubian = black Mixed = black Native American = black
Mature = old Courtesan = old Gracious = old Refined = old Elegant = old Classic = old Legend/Legendary = old No age listed = old
Educated = graduated High School Cultured = drinks wine, not beer
Age = generally add 7-10 years, here are some frequent exceptions: College Student = late 20's Just turned 18 = mid 20's 19 = possible jailbait 21 = late 20's 28 = late 30's 30 = 40s MILF = 45 and up!
Intelligent = brunette Sorority Girl = blonde Selective = overpriced Exclusive = very overpriced Classy = can't afford lingerie Freaky = doesn't shower between clients Upscale = over priced w/ snooty personality All American = trailer trash Princess = has an attitude problem & LOTS of rules Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service coed = plain looking with acne problem girl next door = looks like the boy next door Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures... Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds Energetic = methamphetamine addict Down to earth = boring College graduate = sleeps with professors open minded = openly accepts tips
New to business = changed name New to area = changed name and moved across town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone. Discreet = I check your ID Discrete = I can't spell Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me Seeks generous gentleman = robs the elderly Seeks generous businessmen = robs out-of-towners Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients. Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money Available 24/7 = my pimp never sleeps
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information. Unless specified, you can assume: hair color = brown hair length = to shoulder eye color = brown age = mature height = short weight = heavy cup size = small measurements = large
No anger just sadness. The the most elusive aspect of this business is respect. To have one's nationality, ethnicity, education, body type, hair color, personality - in short every characteristic of one's being, reduced to a buffoonish caricature, proves just how elusive respect can be. I am proud of my Punjabi heritage, my disciplined attention to fitness, my academic achievements and, yes, the quality of service I provide. So I find it hard to put a positive spin on being called a Black money grubbing slut. Such de-humanizing humor is more perfidy than persiflage.
That if this is how the average hobbyist views the ladies that provide services to them that the women in their lives, for what ever reason, refuse to provide, it truly is a sad day. If they show this much disrespect, then they should not be shocked when the ladies afford them the same subterranean level of respect in return.
Sometimes such "humor" is a thinly disguised insult with the express intent to hurt.
I wrote an "English to Internet Dating" interpretation booklet some years back, a lot of your definitions were in there - a few that weren't:
"I went through a rough patch, but I'm better now" = I got out of the locked ward last Tuesday "I have a busy life" = I'm seeing my psychiatrist Monday through Friday from 9am to 5pm "I work well with others" = I'm seeing a whole team of psychiatrists "I went through a bad break-up" = My psychiatrist took out a restraining order on me
"I'm looking for someone who is financially stable" = because I'm not "Chemistry is much more important than looks" = when I was born, the doctor slapped my mother "I'm a homebody" = I haven't left my trailer in seven years, thank god for cable and pizza delivery "I need to lose a few pounds" = I need to lose a few pounds to squeeze out my front door.
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