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boredathome99 9 Reviews 1496 reads
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Everyone was new at one time or another, I'm still in the pony leagues. The other day I went to see an awesome provider., leaps and bounds over any I've seen thus far and I thought previous ladies were really good. Anyway, upon entering the room, we greeted each other and I excused myself to the rest room so I could leave the donation. I placed it and started to wash my hands. As I glanced at it I saw that it was not the blank envelope with the consideration, but the tickets to something all together different. I had left the correct envelope in my car! This was my 1st time seeing this wonderful woman and all I'm thinking is I totally screwed this one up. I was mortified as to how things would proceed from that point. I exhaled a "oh no" and told her I had to go to my car as I did not think she would want the passes (although they are pretty good passes) I told her I would be right back. I prayed the whole elevator ride down 9 floors and did a mild sprint through the lobby (so much for blending in) . When I returned to the room door I fully expected to get no answer. But she had left the door a crack open. From there she took excellent care of me. My anxiety was in the red as it was over an hour drive to see her, she made an exception to see me although I had minimal referrals, but she saw past that and I'm grateful. In hindsight it was damn funny, at least to me it was.  

So I ask, what kind of dumb mistakes have you all made? I can't imagine anyone started out without some kind of screw up? I'd love to hear from both providers and hobbiests.

When I was working with an agency (brand new, literally just came off of being a teacher) it didn't occur to me to call clients by their name and working for an agency they didn't give them to you. I would always be so embarrassed so I called everyone baby until one day and of course I'll never forget his name my regular Richard said to be "Don't ever call a man a baby before calling him by his name, that means a lot to a client if you know his name" I was really embarrassed and learn from there. Rookie mistake.

lady's incall location. But, when I went to look for it, it wasn't there. Luckily, this was a lady I had seen previously. She had me calmed down and because she trusted me, we went forward with the session. Afterwards, I drove 30 minutes each way to retrieve the correct envelope and bring it back to her. We often laugh over my mistake when we see each other now. Yes, she is my ATF.

Luckily, it was with someone I had seen before.  Just went back to car and got the envelope I had left there.  No prob, but I felt bad about it.

LLAP,
Swim

Posted By: swimtrekr
Luckily, it was with someone I had seen before.  Just went back to car and got the envelope I had left there.  No prob, but I felt bad about it.  
   
 LLAP,  
 Swim
Do you need to use an envelope?

I typically have the correct amount in a paperclip in my key pocket (depending on how I'm dressed.  But once I left it in my car.  I offered to go get it, but she declined & we proceeded.  She said She was leaving after oursession & we walked out together.  I opened the passenger's side, Put things away & retrieved the donation.  We walked around my car & as I was about to get in we naturally clasped hands & goodbye kissed lightly.  The donation passed from my hand to hers.  

On one of my very earliest dates, with a spectacular lady, I was so stunned by her beauty that I forgot about the donation...  in addition, the undressing was set up very nicely but not as I expected so she gently asked me if I'd forgotten something.  I guess this is why I use my key pocket now.  

Typically, I put my clothes on her dresser when I undress...  or even better if she has a chair just so to accept my clothes...    I like to have my pockets empty when dressing (I once lost my wallet in a GF's car which could have cause a real problem) & re-fill my pockets after...  just as I do at home...   So the donation is on the bottom under my stuff through out...  and when I dress, it is silently left behind.

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Met a new provider through an agency I had used several times. She was so beautiful (my first of two tens I have reviewed) that I was a little awestruck.  We got so quickly involved in a fun and humorous conversation that I forgot my normal routine.

Once we started kissing and things escalated quickly, I just about forgot my own name.  Had an outstanding time.

She hugged and kissed me on my way out the door.  Got 5 miles down the road home when the call came from the agency, "Did you perhaps forget something?"  Yep!  Envelope still in my bag - doh!!  Told them I was immediately turning around.

Ran up four flights of hotel stairs since I didn't want to wait on the elevator. Got to her door and knocked expecting one pissed off lady.  She opened up with a huge grin on her face, gave me a wise-crack as she accepted the envelope, then gave me huge hug and DFKed the sh*t out of me. Wow!

I walked away thinking I should do that more often. Sadly, only time I saw her.  She left the agency before ever traveling back to my area :(

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