But I have returned home from a session... only to be met at the door by the No Kiss SO. I just pushed past her to the bathroom crying "Gotta Go!" Normally she's not home when I return but there are chance arrivals so never be complacent. By the time I was done, I grabbed a shower (although I'd washed before leaving the incall).
I returned, she was working in the kitchen, I approached & she pulled away saying "Stay away when I'm using a knife." Back to her normal avoidance self.
Hi guys,
Very easy question and surprisingly not answered through google search. So I decided to ask the wiser people on TER =)
So, lets say you will see escort first then your other half and you showered after the escort session, will the condom taste stay if you get intimate later with your other half?
Repharse: How long does condom taste stay on your penis and does showering get rid of it efficiently that the gf or wife can't tell even if they're blowing you 3 hours after?
Thanks
T55
time this question has been asked.....LOL If you get an honest answer, be sure to let us know!!!!
Swim
Not sure I would trust 3hrs and 1 shower to erase all evidence.
Seriously no one has done this before?? lol, I guess everyone is more behaved than I thought lol
T55
...but I have gotten a bbbj a couple of hours after seeing a provider. I had showered and thoroughly washed after the session. I was in a strip club seeing a dancer I used to visit regularly. We went to the VIP room where she gave me a bbbj. She didn't mention anything about the condom taste or smell so I assume there was none. She could have noticed and didn't say anything though. I tend to think she would have as I knew her pretty well. A GF/SO might pay more attention though so I'm not sure my experience is of any use to you.
a soap that has a strong perfume type of aroma, then you will not have any problems with any "condom taste". What you can also do is DATY your SO then just fuck her so she would not have a chance to give you a BJ and "taste" anything.
GOT YAs! 8o)
But seriously, if this is a problem, then use a polyurethane condom rather than a latex one. They don't have any yucky taste. (Or so gals tell me.8o)
you need professional help
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so I don't know who I would trust to be truly honest about it's flavor. That said, I'd suggest working out between ladies, or doing some other strenuous activity that will build up some crotch sweat. The crotch sweat will either bring out the rubber smell or hide it well, and it will give you an excuse to shower again.
If guys could do that, I suspect 90% of providers would go out of business. ![]()
has a dick so long he can suck it.
He said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin,
If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!
(Johnny Carson used to say: "There once was a man from Nantucket..." but never finished the limerick for obvious reasons)
and always get a hero's welcome for some strange reason.
8o)
But I have returned home from a session... only to be met at the door by the No Kiss SO. I just pushed past her to the bathroom crying "Gotta Go!" Normally she's not home when I return but there are chance arrivals so never be complacent. By the time I was done, I grabbed a shower (although I'd washed before leaving the incall).
I returned, she was working in the kitchen, I approached & she pulled away saying "Stay away when I'm using a knife." Back to her normal avoidance self.
If I knew she had a knife, I'd have stayed further away!!
One cop I knew... was prone to chase skirts... He returned home to be met at the door by his wife with his cocked & locked .45. As he tells it, the thought that flashed through his mind was "Who told!".. the thought was so strong he could not be sure if he'd said it out loud. The gun was apparently not pointed directly at him & he eventually figured out that he had not spoken it.
The rest of the story is that there had been a prowler & she had called the PD. A patrol unit swung through the driveway, found nothing amiss & kept going after seeing his truck... not realizing he had the car that night. Cop had critique for officer who didn't stop & get out! Yes, the out buildings were robbed & lucky burglar that he didn't try the house.
Wife had retrieved his .45 & loaded it but couldn't unload it after or didn't want to. He cleared it & all was well. Last I knew he was retired & still chasing girls.
I mean, really dude. If you know HOW to properly shower (many of you don't) then you have nothing to worry about. I would be more worried about not being able to get it up again or taking forever to cum with the GF because you just came three times with a hooker! WOW. Your question is along the same lines of "If I fk another woman in my wife's bed, will she know." Probably!
don't walk on her floor in your socks, or stray hairs can cling, especially to black Gold Toe socks.
At home, post-session, I've found blonde hairs in my underwear. So check that too.
It's all part of Hobby Hygiene.
Handle your shit, bro!
Correct….if you shower afterwards and throughly scrub everything(which you should be doing anyway), no the smell will not stay. LOL, if that was the case, many more guys would complain about the taste of latex when they DATY'd providers…you don't hear that too often….because most ladies shower between appointments, and thus, all smells are washed away
They are the only condoms I have ever noticed having an exeptionally strong odor and I will not use them because everything smells like a rubber tire for a while afterwards and soap and water doesn't get rid of that smell.