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Start posting on the General board so the guys and gals there can tear you a new asshole, because we are supposed to be nice on this newbie board . :D

I joined this site last year. I submitted two reviews and both were not approved. I just submitted another one now from a provider I saw yesterday as I thought she was extremely underrated and had little reviews. I have lived in San Fran, Atlanta, Boston, NYC, and currently reside in Maine vacationing during the summers. I average spending about 100k on escorts in a year. I'm more qualified to report than probably anyone one this board. Most people don't even make that money in a year let alone spend it on escorts. I find it an insult that my reviews get declined. I'm not one to complain  but find it annoying when I see so many reviews by individuals that that don't have a pot to piss in. This is a paid site for most people and If I followed the advice I would have had some pretty mundane experiences. My experiences have been my own. Im not hard up for money so If I see someone i like on any site I just make a date. If I like what I see I go further. IF I don't like it I will just give them their donation and tip and just send them on their way. I guess i'm not the norm for this site.

In case you didn't know, if you go to Account Manager and click on "My Reviews", you'll see the status of your review.  If it was declined, it should state why.  If not, you should write to TER and ask them.

Newbies' reviews are often held, especially if the provider is new herself, until TER has some familiarity with either or both.

A year, however, is too long for that.

Let us know how you make out.

sometimes attitude is everything..TER could care less how much you make or how much you spend..we were all newbies once..no one reviewer is " more qualified " than the next..we are all here to interact and help each other in this hobby..riding a " high horse " will not get you ahead of the others in this endeavor..

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write less about how much money you spend and more about how many orgasms you give the ladies.  That seems to be the magic formula around here.  Oh, and mentioning that you need magnums also might help.

...I appreciate the help I got here and I like helping. However in your case I have to say my first suggestion is an attitude adjustment. It's too bad all your money couldn't help you investigate how the boards work and how to find where things are. I suggest you use your money to hire someone to figure it out & explain it to you. My sad hourly wage self was able to figure it out in a matter of weeks. Especially with the help of those here that are willing to help.

It's too bad you couldn't figure out how to write reviews that were acceptable to TER. After all they post the guidelines and tell you how to ask them when you need help.

Let me suggest reading the Self-Help Center. You can find it on this board. I usually have a lot more helpful info but for you. Well, you'll figure it out.

And babbling that you're a high roller and cant' figure out how to write a stinking review that is accepted...sure...you're a high roller  LOL

I'm sure in your mind you spend 100k on hookers...but when all you see is one or two a year and then from BP with no prior reviews...yep!!

Come on over to the GD board and maybe the nice folks there can help you out more than the folks here.  You'll love it there  LOL

Posted By: richardh1972
I joined this site last year. I submitted two reviews and both were not approved. I just submitted another one now from a provider I saw yesterday as I thought she was extremely underrated and had little reviews. I have lived in San Fran, Atlanta, Boston, NYC, and currently reside in Maine vacationing during the summers. I average spending about 100k on escorts in a year. I'm more qualified to report than probably anyone one this board. Most people don't even make that money in a year let alone spend it on escorts. I find it an insult that my reviews get declined. I'm not one to complain  but find it annoying when I see so many reviews by individuals that that don't have a pot to piss in. This is a paid site for most people and If I followed the advice I would have had some pretty mundane experiences. My experiences have been my own. Im not hard up for money so If I see someone i like on any site I just make a date. If I like what I see I go further. IF I don't like it I will just give them their donation and tip and just send them on their way. I guess i'm not the norm for this site.

Start posting on the General board so the guys and gals there can tear you a new asshole, because we are supposed to be nice on this newbie board . :D

I haven't posted her in a while, for reasons of my own.  But never have I read a more arrogant and clueless post on this board.
I am an extremely wealthy and experienced monger like the OP.  Of course, you'll have to take my word for that! LOL!
The difference between the OP and me (assuming he is actually experienced and wealthy, and not actually a teenager posting from his Mom's computer) is that I did my homework here, learned about how to post a review, and now have nearly 50 of them accepted.  I know what's required and typically get mine approved in less than 12 hours after they are filed.
So, to the OP, if you're so rich, way ain't you smart? If you're so damn smart, figure out how to do your homework and post a review that meets TER's standards.  You may not agree with them but they aren't hard to understand.  If you can't figure it out, perhaps you are not as rich and experienced as you claim.

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At this point I truly believe the OP is a big boy and could take the crap he deserves on the GD board.

We are not all super stars.... and if you made it out in your reviews or pmed them a "holier than tho..." They are not going to be nice.  

Sorry dude, but I stand behind TER being mainly good for both girls and guys. Reason for it all. Sometimes too vague, sometimes a reviewer seems to have an agenda. They don't catch it all, but do for some.  

This world is all about how you treat others

Sorry kid, but TER approves or denies your reviews, and if Admin. comes post in red saying, "Stacy, would you like us to tell the board why none of your fake reviews were approved," I am going to piss my pants bwahahaha.

Care to stroll on the General Discussion Board?  

I am keeping with the "being nice" on newbie board. That is all I have to say.  

Posted By: richardh1972
I joined this site last year. I submitted two reviews and both were not approved. I just submitted another one now from a provider I saw yesterday as I thought she was extremely underrated and had little reviews. I have lived in San Fran, Atlanta, Boston, NYC, and currently reside in Maine vacationing during the summers. I average spending about 100k on escorts in a year. I'm more qualified to report than probably anyone one this board. Most people don't even make that money in a year let alone spend it on escorts. I find it an insult that my reviews get declined. I'm not one to complain  but find it annoying when I see so many reviews by individuals that that don't have a pot to piss in. This is a paid site for most people and If I followed the advice I would have had some pretty mundane experiences. My experiences have been my own. Im not hard up for money so If I see someone i like on any site I just make a date. If I like what I see I go further. IF I don't like it I will just give them their donation and tip and just send them on their way. I guess i'm not the norm for this site.

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Read the TER guidelines.. also click on "account manger" it should list the reason why your review wasn't approved.

And who the *uck cares what you spend on pussy.. 90% of the guys here have money WTF do you think we're doing here in the first place.. having money won't get your reviews approved!!

Perhaps you could try writing your review as instructed in the FAQ for newbies section. You see, if you follow instructions and your reviews are legit, then they approve them. Its a pretty simple process.  

Now, come on over to the General Discussion board so we can talk about your 2k a week addiction, and the fact that your having "mundane experiences" with professionals.

As my highly unpaid assistants have told you already, no one here gives a shit how much money you make or spend on escorts every year.  We all know it takes $ to hobby.  And how do you know other reviewers "don't have a pot to piss in?"  I certainly don't have your income, but I keep myself busy seeing ladies that I want to see.  

You need to back up, read in your account manager why your reviews were denied, and correct them accordingly.  I could have asked for this thread to be removed due some of the replies you got, but decided to let it stand.  No, you are not the norm for this site, and you need to adjust your attitude, read the guidelines, and not blame others for your mistakes, we didn't do it, you did.

If I were a provider, and read this post, I would be very hesitant to have you as a client due to your attitude.

Good luck, you're gonna need it.

Swim

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thank you for putting this guy in his place. So many douche bags think they are better than other people because they make more money or are better looking hey I got a giant cock but you dont see me going around telling everyone. oops I guess I just did.

Looks like most of the people here don't like you, and they've only read one of your posts. Do you always have this much trouble making people like you, or do you just pay them to pretend that they do?

I myself make ten bucks an hour, and have been a member here for more than ten years. Somehow I managed to figure things out and get 35 reviews through, just dumb luck for one of the great unwashed I guess.

It's very intimidating, writing to a wealthy stud like yourself, but I sucked in my fear and just started typing. I hope you are offended by all the low class rabble that has jumped on your back, and either figure out how to behave, or get the fuck out of here. Either would be good, and the sooner the better.

I myself don't feel the need to be nice to arrogant pricks who stumble onto this board and complain about things that they don't understand. Sorry, Swim.

It's not really that hard to get your first review approved.  It does take a little longer, but so what? I don't recall how long it took for my first to get approved, but I knew what to expect.  And I had carefully read the form.  It took a while but, again, so what?
Perhaps Daddy Warbucks should just buy his own review site and write as much fiction as his little heart desires.
As for his mythical $100,000 I don't even believe it.  I don't even know how much I spend a year and I wouldn't waste my time counting.  I"m sure it ain't $100K but it's well into the five figures.  So what?

Since I have never had a problem getting a review approved! :)
25% of your hobby budget should be chump change for you, but it would double my measly income!

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Since I haven't read your reviews I can't tell what made them unacceptable, but your point of view might not have refelcted that of most other readers of reviews. Take my  tastes, for instance: a ballroom angel you reviewed probably would not fit into a kinky or quirky role I would like a provider to play, so I'd be looking for reviews of a totally different sort of woman by a totally different sort of man. You could be like a Viktor Komarovsky claiming to be able to speak for a Pasha Antipov or a Yurii Zhivago. But I think most of this populace are closer to 'johns' than to 'elliots'

...impress us with the fact that you read a long book (or saw a long movie).

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Last time I referenced "Dr. Z" when a provider said turn-ons to her included a man who could shower her in luxury and not show any sign of feeling the expense. I just mentioned Viktor in my reply, and she dragged in the other two in her reply, in detail. As a reply to the OP, it wasn't addressing anyone else, but there was a chance he would get it

Or has arrogance taken you so far away as to separate you from true life and substance?

When not careful we can get carried away by paper out into a lonely realm... we worship the money only to desert the things in life that contain substance... such as friendships, love, and people in general. No one wants to be around someone who brags about themselves all the time. It's awkward.

Anyway, I'm falling asleep so this is a spontaneous post. idk if you know the story about the rich young ruler, but he was told to sell all his stuff and give the proceeds to the poor. Otherwise he could not follow the messiah. Well, I'm thinking possibly part of the problem there was the fact that, while it's ok to have a lot of money, that particular man couldn't handle the money and he couldn't do any good while he had it... which is a requirement to follow what he requested - The Messiah. Which, is all summed up in goodness, joy, and love.

Perhaps you can't handle having a lot of money. Go, take your things, sell them, give the proceeds and all the money you have and give it to me. I think I may be able to handle it...

Just a suggestion! :D

Love,

Courtney

Great story in there...... If one wants to listen.

All I ask is some fun with her. No money involved ha ha. :D

... in the middle of the night. :) didn't go over well did  it...

;)

They approve all of my reviews.
I have some rich friends.. Their parents bought their way through school.
So they really can't read, and their handwriting is that of a 5 year old.
If you are having trouble understanding the guidelines on how to post a review...
You can PM me. Oh wait..
I'm one of those guys... Can you loan me a pot?
I really have to take a piss.

But you have a rich Pappy, son.  And someday you will inherit all of my vast wealth.  Then you will enter Hobby Heaven and you can bone Samantha Good to your heart's content!

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Are you morons all related ?  

Posted By: richardh1972
I joined this site last year. I submitted two reviews and both were not approved. I just submitted another one now from a provider I saw yesterday as I thought she was extremely underrated and had little reviews. I have lived in San Fran, Atlanta, Boston, NYC, and currently reside in Maine vacationing during the summers. I average spending about 100k on escorts in a year. I'm more qualified to report than probably anyone one this board. Most people don't even make that money in a year let alone spend it on escorts. I find it an insult that my reviews get declined. I'm not one to complain  but find it annoying when I see so many reviews by individuals that that don't have a pot to piss in. This is a paid site for most people and If I followed the advice I would have had some pretty mundane experiences. My experiences have been my own. Im not hard up for money so If I see someone i like on any site I just make a date. If I like what I see I go further. IF I don't like it I will just give them their donation and tip and just send them on their way. I guess i'm not the norm for this site.

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Little Lord fontleyroy is quite the arsssssss. See 4 every girl there is a boy 1 .

Doesn't matter what you spend.... Follow the rules.

With all the moola you spend, you should have a lot of reviews right? So get on it and review man. Then go from there!

Not laughing at the girl, but guys who spend that much coin on providers rarely admit to fkin one off of BP who only charges 100 bucks. What a total dumb ass, this "pimp" is.

I wrote two reviews on different providers I've seen a few times each and the reviews were rejected.  The stated reason was:

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From time to time TER chooses not to post reviews from users with limited history for providers with no other reviews. Once the provider receives more reviews your review can be resubmitted for approval.

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Seems like a standard policy to reject reviews to get you to buy a membership.

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