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bluepillman 1084 reads
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usually contains a bottle of mouthwash, a brush, a nice t-shirt, a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Champagne, and some kind of gift for the lady be it a gift card, box of Godiva's, candle, etc.

Other than the obvious "condoms and breath mints", lol.

soap, razors, toothbrushes and toothpaste, mouth wash, etc. for each gent I see, vs. having them use a bar of soap that is not out of the pack.  So, I do have to tote these things around to whatever location I am using that day, as well as condoms, clean sheets,towels, wine, cheese, a cork screw, or any other things we might need. Usually, I only do this once a week and am good for a month.

On the few occasions I did outcalls, I would bring fem wash, wipes, perfume, makeup, hair products, condoms, candles, wine, cheese, glasses and a cork screw, as well as a change of clothes to put on when I leave and a bra and panty set with heels, to put on for the action.

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bluepillman1085 reads

usually contains a bottle of mouthwash, a brush, a nice t-shirt, a bottle of Veuve Clicquot Champagne, and some kind of gift for the lady be it a gift card, box of Godiva's, candle, etc.

All joking aside whatever's necessary and especially those things that she could be out of. Lube condoms extra towel mouthwash... And a quick phone call just before to see if she needs anything. Something as simple as an ice coffee goes a long way.

Posted By: weipeikei
Other than the obvious "condoms and breath mints", lol.

Agreed. I can't tell you how many times a sweet gent has saved me a cab ride to the grocery store, whilst touring. A gallon of milk, fruit, etc. goes such a long way when you are stuck in a hotel for days on end and don't feel like spending your hard earned money on a 20 dollar fruit plate, that only serves 2.

A bottle wine and flowers is totally a wasted gesture when what she really needed was a turkey sandwich. I can totally relate to that!

Posted By: London Rayne
Agreed. I can't tell you how many times a sweet gent has saved me a cab ride to the grocery store, whilst touring. A gallon of milk, fruit, etc. goes such a long way when you are stuck in a hotel for days on end and don't feel like spending your hard earned money on a 20 dollar fruit plate, that only serves 2.

(Oh, don't ask why, oh, don't ask why...)

8o)

Condoms, hand sanitizer to rub on my dick before I take the condom off, and her rate....thats it.

You must have learned that trick at an AMP... I've heard those girls are magic when it comes to condom tricks. :-D

Posted By: JustGopherIt
BEFORE you take the condom off?

Yeah before I take the condom off...When you take a condom off there is always a slight chance that you can infect yourself. I rub sanitzer of my hands and dick before I slide it off.

I can see the hand part, but still am not sure how you rub it on your dick before you slide it off.  Color me impressed.

Bro...Im saying that I rub it on the condom while its still on my dick...Whatever infections the chick could have could still be present on the condom thats why I rub my dick down with sanitizer (with the condom still on) before I take it off...


If you're taking it off then what's the point? I could see the reasoning of putting on afterwards, but..??

Posted By: JayDay01
Bro...Im saying that I rub it on the condom while its still on my dick...Whatever infections the chick could have could still be present on the condom thats why I rub my dick down with sanitizer (with the condom still on) before I take it off...

Yeah, I don't know how others take a condom off, but the outside of it never touches my unit when I remove one.  To each their own, I guess.

Lots of rope
Ball gags
Blindfolds
Duct tape
Clothespins
Wartenburg wheel
Heavy duty rubber bands

And that's for starters  LOL

Posted By: weipeikei
Other than the obvious "condoms and breath mints", lol.

When a gal is hogtied...attach heavy duty rubber bands to her foot.  Ask pointed questions that if incorrectly answered...you pull the band and let go so it hits the soles of her feet.  Repeat as needed to get the necessary results.

And depending on the gal...her tits can be a focal point using a similar tactic.

Hell...it's fun for the whole family  :D

Lots of rope
Ball gags
Blindfolds
Duct tape
Clothespins
Wartenburg wheel

were all OK?

:D

And just for weipeikei I'll add:

Chains
Whips
Crops

And by special request of some here:

Waterboarding  :D

Posted By: perfectstorm
Lots of rope
Ball gags
Blindfolds
Duct tape
Clothespins
Wartenburg wheel

were all OK?

:D
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How do you make the big smiley face? lol

That's the secret insignia of the Royal Order of Professional Hobbyists.

If that gets out...shit  :D

And you better commit this to memory...as I didn't get around to the rubber bands.  But from my history with gals...they squeal a lot when the soles of their feet meet the rubber  LOL

Now you get waterboarded for sharing the secret!

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Haha. Just type a colon ":" followed by a capital D :D
A :  and a ) makes a smiley :)
A  : and a ( Makes a sad face :(
A semi colon ";" and a ) makes a wink ;)

OK I spilled it. The secret is out now. CPA  might waterboard me! :D

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I generally use a computer bag and put the envelope, wine, opener, etc. all in the computer bag. When I enter the hotel, I'm just another businessman returning from a day at a client's site or from the local Starbucks.

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