Brazilian = black Caramel = black Chocolate = black Cuban = black Ebony = black Egyptian = black Ethiopian = black Exotic = black Hawaiian = black Mocha = black Mulatto = black Nubian = black Mixed = black Native American = black
Mature = old Courtesan = old Gracious = old Refined = old Elegant = old Classic = old Legend/Legendary = old No age listed = old
Educated = graduated High School Cultured = drinks wine, not beer
Age = generally add 7-10 years, here are some frequent exceptions: College Student = late 20's Just turned 18 = mid 20's 19 = possible jailbait 21 = late 20's 28 = late 30's 30 = 40s MILF = 45 and up!
Intelligent = brunette Sorority Girl = blonde Selective = overpriced Exclusive = very overpriced Classy = can't afford lingerie Freaky = doesn't shower between clients Upscale = over priced w/ snooty personality All American = trailer trash Princess = has an attitude problem & LOTS of rules Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service coed = plain looking with acne problem girl next door = looks like the boy next door Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures... Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds Energetic = methamphetamine addict Down to earth = boring College graduate = sleeps with professors open minded = openly accepts tips
New to business = changed name New to area = changed name and moved across town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone. Discreet = I check your ID Discrete = I can't spell Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me Seeks generous gentleman = robs the elderly Seeks generous businessmen = robs out-of-towners Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients. Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money Available 24/7 = my pimp never sleeps
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information. Unless specified, you can assume: hair color = brown hair length = to shoulder eye color = brown age = mature height = short weight = heavy cup size = small measurements = large
Romantic = Sucks on breast like a vacuum Well groomed = badly needs a shave Clean cut = has some hair on top Well built = many protruding bones Athletic = passes gym on way to work Polite = says nothing the entire session Generous = finally remembers to put out envelope Hygienic = owes a toothbrush, hasn't used it in awhile
I am not very creative, could add some that are funny????
Clean = Washed his genitals Very Hygenic = Included his ass and pits
Mature = Didn't drool on himself when he saw me Worldly = Managed to get it out of his pants before his first orgasm Round 2 started ... = We watched some TV
Appropriate attire = Wore clothes Well dressed = Didn't mix plaids and stripes
Bigger than average = 4 inches Well endowed = 4.5 inches Well hung = 5 inches Had to use my Magnums = 3 inches
LFK = Stuck my tongue in her mouth DFK = Licked her face We kissed like teenagers = I still kiss like a hormonally crazed adolescent
Love to DATY = Paints the alphabet Could DATY all day = She stopped me before I got tired
If she faked it, she is up for an academy award = She faked it She had a shuddering O = She had an itch
She let me stay well over time = She was too polite to sick her dogs on me
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