Hey folks - I have been searching through the site and might be missing something, but I am trying to find a post about how to handle yourself at a massage parlor.  There are a couple new ones posted in my area on CL.  I guess I don't know how you get the happy ending, or how to know if they offer that....  And, if the rate would include that or how you handle the payment if they go the extra step.  The ads were posted in the adult services and seem to imply sensual massage, but I am new to all of this and really don't know.  I tried to search for the parlor on here and it is not listed.  Thanks in advance for any advice or link to already posted information concerning this.

It's been a while since this subject has been touched on, so no harm in bringing it up again.

The first thing you have to know about MPs is that there is no standard protocol; and even in the same establishment, YMMV depending on the gal you see.

That said, I can say as one who has frequented many MPs over the years that the odds are with you to get both a half decent massage and a happy ending.  I'd say the odds are close to 80% for each.  BJs and even FS are offered almost half the time, but often only to guys who are returning clients.

Here are some pointers:

One: If it is the type of place where you change in a locker room and lock up your valuables, be sure to take some cash (at least $ up to $$$ depending upon what you are looking for).  The robes they give you should have pockets for that reason.

Two:  When you flip over, try and make eye contact and smile.  Tell her things like she is very pretty and you find her arousing.

Three:  Most likely a time will come where she will say "Anything else I can do for you today?"  That is the gold standard.  You can come right out and say something like "What do you offer?"  She might also say something like:  "Do you go to massage parlors a lot?"  Say yes to that.

Four:  If none of those opportunites come up, try saying towards the end:  "Do you offer any extras?"  If she ignores it or shakes her head, you've got a dry well.  Better luck next time.

I would be remiss not to offer this cautionary note:  In recent years, MPs, especially AMPs have been the target of busts and stings, often the INS is behind the AMP ones owing to the gals often not being legal.  Sometimes the client are just evicted, but sometimes they get nabbed too.  They are not as safe as they were some five to ten years ago.  Be aware of any activity in your area by keeping an eye on the local papers.

Finally:  No matter what, always be polite and friendly, and speak in hushed tones.


Happy hunting.

Thanks for the reply - I appreciate the insight - these are Asian parlors.  I apologize for the ignorance, but if they offer the massage for $40 an hour, can I assume that a hand job is $100 above that (if it comes to that, do they tell you what they expect)?  I am sure rates vary, but I guess I am not sure what I am in for if it does happen - I understand FS is $$$ if that would even be offered?  Thanks again.

especially for an hour, even a half hour for $40 is not bad.

A HJ should only be in the $50-80 range.  BJ starts at about $100-140.  FS ranges from $200-300 depending on various factors.

Like I said, it is rare to get FS unless you come back a few times.

By the way, it pays to see a gal regularly.  I have been going to see the same K gal for almost 15 years, I've followed her to five different places as well as been at her apartment.  The trick is to see if she will give you her cell phone number.  That way you call ahead and she waits for you so she is not busy when you arrive.

It also came in handy when her place got busted and she called me and said not to come down.

She not only gives me a lot of attention but she also prepares Korean banquets for me after I we are complete.  We eat them in the back room along with her AMP buddies.

Membership has its rewards.

Drummer,

Not to dissuade you from the MP experience, but for the price you would pay for extras you can probably find an FBSM that's reviewed.  

~Yaso

$40 is pretty decent for the hour massage. It's $60-$70 here.

AMPs are easy as they are all pretty much there for the happy ending (HE). Many include a HE with the price of the massage, but tips are strongly suggested. I'd start at $50 for good service.

Around here there are AMPs that offer CBJ/CFS (single pop) for a tip of a Franklin. Some just don't offer that level, regardless of tip (well, maybe not completely regardless). I will say that I have had some HEs that beat a decent BBBJ.

The simplest way, is if you're an unknown to the place, leave the tip on the table at the start of the session and just say nothing. Just make sure it's out in the open so that they can see it.

It's usually pretty obvious at the AMPs what they're there for, considering their outfits. Go for the hour with the shower if offered and you'll know right away what's "up for grabs" during the shower.

If it isn't already obvious what's going to happen, during the massage, find an opportune moment to lightly caress her thighs/buttocks, or other parts (you can do this anyway to move things along).

The European spas and other non-AMP spas are tougher to gauge. Some you can from their ad, location or other cues. More legitimate spas will obviously cater to women. They will usually wear spa outfits (smocks, etc.).

Oh, and there is a website dedicated to erotic massages parlors... just fire up google to find it

I like AMP's as much as the next guy...but you will likely get a better experience paying for a short term VIP membership here, and finding an Asian provider who is well reviewed and has a year or more history of service.  You'll know exactly what you need to pay, and (more or less) exactly what services you'll receive.  AMP's are hit or miss, and you need to be a regular with a specific girl to really get a full range of options, which will then cost you what you'd pay for a regular provider anyway.  That's my two cents.